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Q: Trump called you "Lyin’ Ted." Ted Cruz: Look, the man has an instinctual genius. What was so effective about it was my single strongest attribute was that the voters trusted me — that they trusted that I said what I believed and did what I said. And so the jiu-jitsu of Trump was to take my greatest strength and make an attack that goes right at it. And I think he does that instinctually in a very effective way.
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You know how I know you’re gay!!?!
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Replying to @MickNotWoke
because i let you suck my dick?

Sep 17, 2026 · 3:44 PM UTC

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Don’t confuse me with your dad. I’m the one banging your mom, he’s the one watching.
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Hello, Police? I just witnessed a murder

ALT police murder GIF by MINI Italia

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