Aristocratic small breast connoisseur.

My local loop. Janet’s Foss - Gordale Scar - Malham Cove. North Yorkshire is sublime.
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She can’t keep getting away with this!
goodbye summer <3
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Louksmaxxing for my author photo 😌
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Water is wet. African agency workers falling asleep on obs.
Staff slept while patient killed at NHS mental health unit As I have said: -Mental health care, Psychiatrists and their teams are is a disaster in the country -There is no accountability, staff lie, make up patient notes. Everything we hold sacred, broken bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c750…
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Ok but just remember on this date you HAVE to suck dick and on the coffee date it’s totally your choice
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Oh, you’re a feminist? Name 5 children you’ve strangled.
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When you’ve lost your Child Benefit so you’re claiming for PIP
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An Illinois woman named Carrie Walsh, who was "obsessed" with the Lindsay Clancy trial, has killed her 2-year-old son Barrett, hanging him, saying she thought he was "the devil" and "the antichrist." Follow: @AFpost
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Should have left this one in the drafts tbh.
Well, boys, the gig is up. A leftoid trans (as far as I can tell) who lost his job because of DOGE has located a picture of my wife from 6 years ago and is posting it on X as a roast against me. This is after he harassed her on Instagram and sent threatening messages including our home address. She in turn told him he should jump off a bridge. Called him a trans clown. She found him wierd and offensive. He wants me to know she is not even that pretty and "looks manly". I don't think he's right. But I do know I have a lot of M855 62-grain NATO eager to fulfill their destiny. Figured I'd boob-mogg you here with the wife pic instead of having you find out from a lunatic that I married a biological woman with massive slobberknocker milk trucks. Hope I don't lose followers over this. My incel Rabbi fascist Jew cred may never recover.
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How I feel every time Shawty drops a montage:
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if you could experience your favorite movie as the protagonist would you do it? genuine question
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A New Color (1/5)
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If someone served me this I would kill myself.
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I do wonder if this discourse is truly all just online and in people’s imagination, or if it’s simply a US thing, but as a UK millennial, I just went through my phone contacts and of approx 90 millennials only 4 weren’t married with kids.
A situationship is when a man isn’t attracted to you but wants to keep you around for sex. Most young women don’t understand this, but many men will happily have sex with you even if they’re not that *physically* attracted to you. It isn’t that the guy has a problem with commitment. He would commit to a woman he was deeply attracted to. It’s that he’s not that into you, but the sex is “good enough.” If you keep getting into situationships, you are dating guys who don’t actually like you. You don’t have to do this.
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buenos aires 35mm
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Anyone who knows what it’s like to be a kid from a poor background, having fuck all and seeing kids around you have everything, would never complain about something like this.
Was booking tickets for Edinburgh Zoo this weekend. Noticed people on Universal Credit get a discounted rate. Adult ticket: £30. Adult ticket (UC): £8. A 73% difference. No shade to people on UC. But why are we being punished for having a job?
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Me reading all these comments:
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Been listening to Lemon Party for a few months (recommend, excellent) and I’ve only just YouTubed them and it’s like 3 fat guys in a weird rape basement wtf? @benaveryisgood @lemonpartyshow2 @DevanCosta
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Maybe we were all wrong about him?
Keir Starmer posted this absolutely batshit video on his official TikTok page. I'm still oscillating between baffled and delighted.
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I’ve blocked that many adverts on here that now I’m only getting ones that can’t be blocked… well played @elonmusk 👏
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