Hey @grok make a pie chart of what my X account’s content mix is.

O’s take two! How sweep it is! What a way to end the last home stand. Imma build my Pete (and hopefully CES) inventory during the offseason for next year. For now like retweet and follow I’ll select two winners tomorrow first gets Gunnar Second gets Mayo. #Birdland

ORIOLES WIN!! Pete hits 2 Homers and has 40 on the season! Like retweet and follow! I’ll select one lucky winner tomorrow to receive this Pete Alonso Card and an Orioles card case! #Birdland

With an MRI.

Hennessy, ever since my 24th birthday. 🤮

Hey @united I haven’t even flown with you in over two years, but apparently everyone is complaining today, and I wanted to feel relevant.

I don’t even care that this is photoshop. The world needs these men back.

Colton Cowser game-winning catch, set to "Higher" by Creed 🎵🎶🎸

This will be an unpopular opinion on the Right but I think this is kind of dumb, even as a troll. Lake Ontario was given that name on maps by European explorers long before the Canadian province of Ontario was named. There are several cities in America called Ontario -- at least one of them predating the Canadian province by like 100 years -- because the word originates with native tribes in North America. It's not a Canadian invention. Canadians never uniquely owned the lake or the name. So in effect all you're doing here is actually giving them credit for a thing that wasn't theirs to begin with. Yeah it's funny when Canadians are upset I guess or whatever, but Lake Ontario, the name itself, is *American* history dating back many centuries. Not sure how you own Canada by deleting your own history.

ORIOLES WIN! Like retweet and follow! I’ll select one lucky winner tomorrow to receive this Pete Alonso card! #Birdland

Is it illegal to dip @McDonalds fries into @Whataburger spicy ketchup?

Don’t forget God when you get what you have been praying for.

As a @USMNT supporter, I applaud Belgium in their win tonight. They were the better team. I hope this lights a fire under the USA’s ass to better support soccer as we can dominate anything we put our hearts toward. I also hope all of the remaining team’s supporters enjoy their time in the US, and have a great World Cup! #USMNT #WorldCup #CopaMondial

🚨 BREAKING: Don Quixote sought for questioning

The thing that is great about @FreddyLA7 and @shaunvlog_ is they are doing what all tourists should do. Enjoy where they are, embrace the culture, and be present in the moment. We could all take a note or two out of their books, myself very much included.

GIVEAWAY ALERT! Colton Cowser appreciation! Like, repost, and follow for your chance to win this RC jersey patch relic!

We are saddened and heartbroken to share the news of the passing of Kyle Busch, a two-time Cup champion and one of our sport's greatest and fiercest drivers. He was 41 years old. We extend our deepest condolences to the Busch family, Richard Childress Racing and the entire motorsports community.

Question for my fellow Catholics: When saying grace alone, am I the only one who singularizes the pronouns? “Bless me oh Lord…”