We’re just resting our eyes
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Crying because I started thinking about my kittens’ other sisters that we didn’t adopt and wondering if they miss each other 😭
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セキュリティの脆弱性により、我が家の鳩のポコポコ具合が流出
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The number one rule of prepping, which a lot of you are breaking already, is don’t tell anyone you’re prepping or they’ll come round and rob you when the time comes!!!
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Red sky in the morning, shepherds’ warning
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Long and fat
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The first rule of cybersecurity is to have fun and be yourself
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The newsreader just pronounced the pokemon Eevee with emphasis on the Vee instead of the Ee. Heh, what a buffoon!! 🤓
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im very fond of this image i found from 2011
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I’ve been burning the midnight oil at both ends
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Andrew Wyeth - The Witching Hour (1977)
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I’m glazing this tonight and I definitely definitely won’t ruin it 🙏
Yesterday in pottery class I made a little swimming pool. Stay tuned to see if it survives the kiln.
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daily affirmations. my pincers r sharp and perfect for catching prey. the mucus I secrete is the ideal thickness. the clicking language I speak in is easily understood
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Happy birthday none pizza with left beef
On this day 19 years ago, the internet ordered "None Pizza With Left Beef".
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I have to sit like this so they can sit like this
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When I was at school I wrote a story called “Murder at the Doomey Inn” and I still think the title alone was a work of genius
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bats gossiping
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Imagine being so small and round
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