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Wasn't as bad as trading Moses Malone before the season even started
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@dwightjaynes this is still a gut punch to me every time I see it… although I’m not sure we could have signed Bird the next year if we had drafted him at #7
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Bird wouldn't have signed. Told everybody that. Knew what he was doing
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@dwightjaynes this is still a gut punch to me every time I see it… although I’m not sure we could have signed Bird the next year if we had drafted him at #7
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Wrong
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I don’t think you actually enjoy sports or athletics bc you never were athletic.
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Huh?
Only a liberal follows are reads white Dwight says
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Steely Dan 🎩🪄 Kid Charlemagne 🎩🪄 Some of the best lyrics ever put into a song. Brilliant writing, incredible musicianship, and a song that still sounds as cool as ever. #SteelyDan 🥰😇
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That's what Fred Kerber said, too. The only thing he misses in retirement are points and miles. Thanks, Godfather.
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"Legendary" is a good adjective to describe @AschNBA career....what a run! Thanks for all you did to grow our game and league. Steve Aschburner, legendary Wolves and NBA writer, retires in style sports.yahoo.com/articles/st… via @YahooSports
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“It basically looks like a seventh grade lunch room every time I watch a City Council meeting,” one resident said.
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For decades, TriMet kept expanding light rail—even as voters repeatedly rejected transit ballot measures. Four decades later, the anniversary celebrations may tout the miles of track and trains added. But the real question is: What have taxpayers and riders actually received in return?
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I did. But he preferred not to dunk. His fallaway bank shots were more impressive.
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The psychological effect of some dunks are more valuable than others. I'm sure you saw Wilt Chamberlain play.
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Good one.
Meanwhile the Blazers new broadcast team
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Leaders lead! #shegone
Earlier in the season, Brewer manager Pat Murphy pulled rookie Cooper Pratt for not fully running out a hit. Tonight, Murph pulled veteran William Contreras for not running out a ball to first. The Brewers win because the Standard is the Standard for rookies and vets. @Brewers
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100%. And sports franchises should at least give fans the option of paying a little extra for them. @nealkhosla @vkhosla let's make this happen!! I'll pay! Gladly!
A generation is growing up without physical paper tickets. We have to go back.
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Ducks-USC. I do not gamble. But I've been asked about this game a lot and my only response is that I have seen this movie before. Dan Lanning has a long-term lease inside Lincoln Riley's noggin.
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Oh yeah... I have that power!
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You suck the life out of everything enjoyable about sports.
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JJ Barea needs a documentary 💯💯 From locking down LeBron that entire 2011 finals to Dwyane Wade calling him the most important player on that 2011 series, Netflix needs to reach out and make it happen.
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That a dunk is a dunk. Rating them is a waste of time. And I think a long three is more beautiful.
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What is the point in posting this, Dwight?
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RuPaul's Drag Race ranked ahead of Ozark, The Bear and The Diplomat???
The New York Times’ final list of the 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century is now complete. What do you make of the final ranking? Which placements surprised you the most?
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This is so cool. Sports are the best 🥹
Ian Happ in his potential last home game at Wrigley tossed a ball to the bleachers with $300 cash to buy fans beers 🥹🍻 (📸: @bleacher_bums on IG)
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