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They told me to go live today, so I did with a few little moves of my own 🕺 Big Brothers Big Sisters' biggest fundraiser of the year is about to begin. Donate to @MBohlingwx who's dancing and raising money!! Donate: bit.ly/3IzZvtd
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Update: It was real. 1st six plays of the first half and 1st two of the second half (then picked off)
This #TexasTech fan “found” a copy of #Colorado’s playbook.
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Ladies and Gentlegami, For the first time in NFL history: the Cat Bowl.
Unnecessary Stat: This is the 1st week in NFL History we've had all 4 feline football teams face each other.
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Be Case Keenum. > Grow up in West Texas. Two-star recruit. One scholarship offer. > Take it. Rewrite the NCAA record book at Houston. > Marry your high school sweetheart, the girl you took out for snow cones before any of this started. > Go undrafted anyway. > Spend your rookie season on the practice squad. > Get cut. Get claimed. Get traded. Start over. > Get your chance in Minnesota when the starter gets hurt. > Throw the Minneapolis Miracle. > Help take the Vikings within one win of the Super Bowl. > Keep moving after that, too. > Eight franchises. Different jerseys. Different playbooks. Another chance to prove you belong. > Through all those moves, keep building a life with the girl. > The girl from the snow-cone date becomes the mother of your two children. > Spend years preparing for opportunities that rarely come. > Go 1,009 days without a start. > Keep showing up. Keep doing the work. Stay ready. > Then, at 38, get the call. Chicago needs you. > Walk onto Monday Night Football. > Throw two touchdowns. Run for another. Beat the Eagles 27–7. > Do it with both your kids watching you play in person for the first time. > Finish the night on SportsCenter with your little girl beside you. All those years. All those moves. All those Sundays waiting for a chance. And when this one finally comes, you fucking crush it with your kids looking on. Imagine what that feels like. There are a lot of ways to teach your children to keep going. Letting them watch you do it has to be one of the best. Absolute legend! 🫡
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"It was so much fun. I'm going to remember this night forever. This is incredible." QB Case Keenum speaks with @notthefakeSVP after getting the start in the Bears' 27-7 win vs. the Eagles 🏈
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This is the Republican nominee for statewide office. Are other Republican elected officials going to condemn the intolerance and racism, or look the other way while it becomes normalized. This is how great political parties self-destruct. Sad.
I heard UT graduation this year looked like this. I didn’t believe it. The problem is now obviously far worse than anyone imagined.
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TCU showed more fight against the Star-Telegram than UNC
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Does this explain Cowboys responsibilities?
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Jerry Jones drawing some boos from the World Cup crowd in Arlington
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RT @nuitset: ustedes se ilusionaron mucho con el mundial 2026 de México, pero nunca se despertaron a las 3 de la mañana del 2020 para ver…
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Y si si! Mexico fans ready outside the Dallas Fan Festival gates for tonight’s Mexico vs England R16 match.
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Erling Haaland was so fascinated by American culture during his visit to Texas for the World Cup that he couldn't stop talking about how kind everyone was and even started using a Southern accent to fit in 😭 he also purchased a custom cowboy hat and tried branding himself
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The last time England played at Estadio Azteca was the 1986 World Cup quarterfinals... Where they conceded two of the tournament's most iconic goals of all time to Diego Maradona 🔙
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RT @cuhris_: Raul Jimenez vs England’s Big 6
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RECREACIÓN DEL GOL DE RAÚL JIMÉNEZ CON MÉXICO ANTE ECUADOR
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Memo Ochoa Legend Mexico👏🇲🇽
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RECREACIÓN DEL GOL DE JULIÁN QUIÑONES CON MÉXICO ANTE CHEQUIA
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Hay quienes llegan a un Mundial. Hay quienes dejan su marca en 6️⃣. Francisco Guillermo Ochoa Magaña. LEYENDA. 💚🤍❤️ #SomosMéxico
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GUILLERMO OCHOA HACE HISTORIA CON MÉXICO
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The Lionel Messi record-breaking World Cup Goal from the Texas Live Watch Party!!!! @TexomasHomepage @KfdxTobin @MJ_Baird17 @dylj14 @chadej75 #Worldcup2026
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Dallas Mavericks legend Dirk Nowitzki arrives for Argentina vs Austria at Dallas Stadium #FIFA #WorldCup @TexomasHomepage @KfdxTobin @MJ_Baird17 @dylj14 @chadej75 @swish41
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