Annoying hit that causes the infield to lose braincells? Ernie clement is there Go ahead ridiculous HR off a nearly unhittable pitch location? Ernie clement is there Platinum glove, cooperstown plays in the infield? Ernie clement is there Monster playoff performance off every Yankee pitcher? Ernie clement is there Sleep paralysis demons hovering over my chest? It’s Ernie clement Dying in a hospital bed when I’m old and sick? Ernie clement is the nurse Ernie clement today Ernie clement tomorrow Ernie clement forever

Yankees need Ernie Clement on the roster more than Jazz

He would become Peraza if he wore pinstripes let’s be real