The hottest 🔥(and coldest❄️) hockey takes on the internet. 🏒🥅 | #39

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"Man, I love watching McDaddy weave in and out of those Rangers players. He cuts through them like a hot knife in butter. How am I supposed to keep my pants on while watching Oilers games?" - John from Alberta.
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Fuck Sam Bennett. All my homies hate Sam Bennett
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Insane pickup for the Caps. This man is going to slice and dice through anyone's D.
With the 85th overall selection in the NHL Draft, the Washington Capitals are proud to select: Leonardo.
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Bro talking like a cheesy UFC press conference promo
Justin Trudeau claims he is a “fighter." So why not exercise his legal right to call an election now and face me? Because he is too weak and afraid. So the country now spirals out of control with a weak lame-duck PM, while Liberals fight each other for power. Cowardly chaos. Sign here to call an election now: conservative.ca/cpc/call-for…
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Just a reminder in case anyone was wondering. It's a hard pass from @BarbosaDavide. He's not spending another dime on Leafs merch until they permanently remove ads from the uniforms.
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Hard pass. I will never spend another dime on Leafs merch unless you permanently remove ads from the uniforms.
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Tocchet on his way to drive Kuzmenko to the airport
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If Ohtani goes to Chicago I feel like it’s such a waste
If Ohtani goes to Toronto I feel like it’s such a waste
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The Leafs second line is one of the best in hockey right now and I don’t think I’ve ever seen 3 people with such vastly different personalities in my life.
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Huge pickup for the Flyers 🤯 I think with his style of play he'd be a great fit with Konecny. They both know how to get in those dirty areas.
With the 162nd overall selection in the NHL Draft, the Philadelphia Flyers are proud to select: Kodak Black.
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Can't believe Livvy said this. @livvydunne @H00PIFY
Fanaticism is always a function of repressed doubt – Dune
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Huge pickup. @wyshynski has great vision and isn't afraid to get in the gritty areas. Probably a good 3C on VGK in a couple seasons.
With the 173rd overall selection in the NHL Draft, the Vegas Golden Knights are proud to select: Greg Wyshynski.
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Hear he's a great locker room guy. Should be a big boost for the @mnwild organization.
With the 90th overall selection in the NHL Draft, the Minnesota Wild is proud to select: Ned Flanders.
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Don't think this pick is going to pan out. Great down low in the corners but lacks vision and hockey IQ. Likely a bust.
With the 40th overall selection in the NHL Draft, the Washington Capitals are proud to select: Mike Wazowski.
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Why ride in a BMW when you can have a BBW ride you instead?
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