I eat pizza, therefore i work out. Its a vicious cycle.

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How it feels like to give music recommendations
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Never seen a more cunty ass photo
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Kiss of death
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My husband is a rotten garbage person that cheated, stole and lied. After constant betrayals, I filed for divorce because he’s an irredeemable piece of shit. But please vote for him.
#TXPol: "I'm Texas Senator Angela Paxton. People have asked my thoughts about this election and turns out, I have some ... I'm voting for the Republican ticket on November 3rd." Texas PAC is up with a new ad featuring Angela Paxton, Ken Paxton's estranged wife.
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THREE Texas GOP ads while I’m sitting in South Jersey watching the Eagles-Rams game. INSANE 😂
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this was one of my fave shows of all 30 years of wheatus shows...phily is too good 💙 #gobirds
Philly brother and sisterhood is scream singing Teenage Dirtbag under the El with hundreds of other Philadelphians
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Cavan Sullivan makes @USMNT history!!! 🇺🇸
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genuinely what warrented this reaction
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Their faces after the conservationist moves the first one 😭😭😭😳
Wildlife conservationist placing baby burrowing owls back in their burrow.
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sorry but “soccerina of time” is an elite fucking name
A Zelda mod turns Hyrule into a football league with teams like Kokiri FC, Zora, United Castle Town and Real Castle Soccerina of Time features match history, career stats and league standings
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It's that time of year again 🎃🕯️👻
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ITS THAT TIME AGAIN
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The very, very best of us. Truly one of a kind. We love you so, so much, Ben. We miss you so, so much. We always will. 🖤
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A Scottish Highland cow, just 2 hours old.
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Two grocery workers recreated The Prodigy’s “ Firestarter” WTF did I just watch 😧😳🫣😂
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¡HARPER! ¡BOHM! ¡EN ESPAÑOL! (tech difficulties with Schwarber HR) @Philliesbeisbol @ElGringoMalo365 @Angelibo0507
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😅😂 9th edition of taco bell 50k ultra marathon is happening this Saturday October 3rd in Denver Colorado. This is one of the weirdest marathons you will see. Runners have to stop at all 10 taco bells. They must eat a menu item from 9 of 10 taco bells. By 4th stop everyone must eat a chulapa supreme or crunch wrap supreme. By 8th stop everyone must eat a burrito supreme or nacho bell grande. And they have to finish it under 11 hours. Race starts at 7:30 am #food #Marathon #colorado
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Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas2
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. Watch the whole thing:
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my mom showed the italian cat at the tuscan winery/vineyard we were at a picture of my cat
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