funny and beautiful and so sad | 30 & married | 21+ | @secretevesha $45 | snap $15 | tip to talk throne.com/eveshaaa

evesha πŸŽ€ retweeted
dont worry yall my friend got me sorted for this 2 week ao3 crash situation
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I have the hiccups! who is thinking about me???
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must not be everyone's slice of pie then πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ
cherry pie, anyone?
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RT @tearsxfeels: go vote !!!
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also if you see me on here after my shower, tell me to go away because I have to finish my book before I have to return it to my library!!!!
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I'm gonna shower! who wants to hang out?
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por que no los dos?
Can't imagine how hard it is for girls in their 30s right now not knowing whether to choose someone's 25-year-old son or someone's 45-year-old dad.
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evesha πŸŽ€ retweeted
Untitled (flipped), by Georges Mathieu, mid-20th century, πŸ“Έ by @scottrovak
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β€œmade from X” shut the fuck up!!!!!
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now oomfs can eiffel tower without me. thanks dune. 😭
AMC unveils its β€˜Dune: Part Three’ popcorn buckets, including a β€œDouble Sandworm” for sharing.
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evesha πŸŽ€ retweeted
the dylan larkin drama is the embodiment of when the neighbors argument sound good asf except you're scared that the one annoying neighbor will move into your own house without asking
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@ my moots
But that's my emotional support confusingly intimate flirtatious but platonic friend
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who already bookmarked this? are you insane?
cherry pie, anyone?
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angles and lighting are crazy because I don't look like this lmao
cherry pie, anyone?
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cherry pie, anyone?
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β€œaren’t you married?” okay? I’m married and I still have big tits so now what?
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if anyone tries to take my captain, I'm burning everything down
Next person I see saying Hischier for Larkin is getting shot into the sun.
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