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- we have you on camera signing it
- you donโt have me on camera signing it
** replay shows him signing it
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Iโve been diagnosed with a chronic disease with no cure called Deleting Every Tweet 5 Minutes After I Make It
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I donโt mind sharing a wall with my male neighbor but I hate hearing him laugh. Whatโs so funny, the wage gap?
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netflix be like btw weโre getting rid of the one hyperspecific thing you like on here to make space for the dumbest slop you could possibly imagine
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what up itโs THE UNIVERSE!! Gonna be putting you in situations where the worst of humanity reveals itself , Iโm talkin about 9th dimensional fuckery , & the more you lose, the less attached youโll be, which is good but also bad. Thatโs the point, babe
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I just sucked the poop back into my butt because I donโt deserve anything my life is worthless & I need to be punished
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iโm such a chud i got to slide 4 on an instagram post before realizing it was a cheesecake factory ad
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tweeting is just a way to relieve the catholic urge to confess
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