Personally acknowledged by God (when He banned me from heaven) × Oleander × hobbyist psychiatrist × he × 23 × MINORS DNF

Somewhere, out there, HATING
[at my funeral] relative: why did you make his funeral circus themed? was his life a joke to you?? my best friend: first of all yes, and it's what he would want. and we will drown his casket in vodka at sunset my buddy from Melbourne: i came here all the way from Melbourne,
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i love it when i forget to foy my skincare routine for 2 days and my face starts feeling like the nether
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your baby is ugly.
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Made some accessories ⛓️‍💥 #lpstwt
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god damn it it's just like tumblr (I made the N "let's take ibuprofen together" image)
Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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evergreen
Do i have to exist everyday
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every time i say "it's been established" I'm referncing Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf btw
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i got myself a hat. I'm a hat guy now. it's been established.
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Just saw Haley Stevens get swarmed by vote blue no matter who wine moms. There weren't even bones left.
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found this on the ground immediately 😭😭
i keep forgetting how beautiful ann arbor is omg
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CJ pawlikowski when development sisters call him up saying he needs to moan and push the age rating to its limit for the millionth time for quick cash
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how i look after waking up my papa by screaming and screaming and screaming 8 times a night
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if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise
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going to the mall later
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torturing him in a shipping container for 8 months >>>
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I don't have any sort of mental problem im just a normal sodomite
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