Comedy, Camaraderie, Mostly Americany

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DON'T CONNECT TO CHILE I JUST DID AND NOW MY DESKTOP IS STUCK LIKE THIS
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Expecting private companies to self-regulate and voluntarily use government-grade security will result in this exact same scenario unfolding with whatever company your police department replaced Flock with.
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In Rhodesia you drove on the left side of the road. In Zimbabwe you drive on what's left of the road.
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President Trump shows President Xi the Biden autopen picture 🤣🤣🤣
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🚨🇦🇷 Milei chegou na ONU, pegou o microfone e falou o que bilhões de pessoas gritam no chuveiro, no trânsito e no grupo da família: “Tornou-se uma organização INÚTIL, cujo único propósito é sustentar uma casta de PARASITAS profundamente arrogantes, que se fingem de burocratas bem-intencionados!” 🔥 A sala inteira congelou. Diplomata fingindo tossir. Tradutor quase pedindo aumento. Enquanto isso, o planeta inteiro, do motoboy em São Paulo ao taxista em Lagos, bateu palma invisível. Porque, no fundo, todo mundo já sabia: a ONU virou um condomínio de luxo onde o síndico cobra taxa extra pra não resolver nada. Milei só teve a coragem de falar na cara deles o que o resto da humanidade murmura há décadas: “Vocês não salvam o mundo. Vocês só salvam o próprio cargo.” Viva o desconforto. Às vezes a verdade precisa chegar de terno, cabelo bagunçado e sem filtro.
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us if we flew to Chile
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.@JMilei speaking at the UN: “The United Nations 🇺🇳 is a useless organization, feeding a caste of fatally arrogant parasites disguised as well-intentioned bureaucrats.” 🤣 LEGEND 👑
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Lmao. Who wants to tell him? You can’t make this up.
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Elizabeth Warren is still peddling the same lie: that the people already carrying this country “don’t pay their fair share.” The top 1% of earners pay about 40% of all federal income taxes. That’s 40 times their share of the population. They didn’t loot the Treasury. They are the Treasury. Meanwhile she wants another wealth tax, another “two cents,” another round of class-war theater, while illegal aliens pull more in monthly benefits, housing, healthcare, and cash aid than a lot of Social Security retirees who worked and paid in their entire lives. Americans who built this country get lectured. People who broke in get a check.
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.@JMilei went in front of the United Nations today and quoted my hero Ludwig von Mises and said “Good people do not think about controlling the lives of their fellow human beings.” Mises also said “He who is unfit to serve his fellow citizens wants to rule them.”That’s the UN in a nutshell.
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Wow, Muslims are the ones burning down temples in Japan? Who could have predicted this? It's so shocking and inconceivable. Wow. 🙃
Yesterday in Hadano, two Muslims in hijabs broke into Soyajinja shrine. Myoenji Temple a Buddhist temple near the Shrine was also broken into. I think we know who's been starting the fires now.
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I’m not a Democrat. Not because of one person. Because of the whole cast. •Barack “Hope and Change” Obama •Joe “Where am I?” Biden •Kamala “I was never for that” Harris •Nancy “The wine fridge is classified” Pelosi •Chuck “We need the illegal votes” Schumer •Adam “I have the transcript” Schiff •Hillary “What difference does it make” Clinton •Bernie “Free everything, funded by someone else” Sanders •AOC “Tax the air” •Ilhan “Some people did something” Omar •Maxine “Get in their face” Waters •Hakeem “The Squad’s favorite uncle” Jeffries •Cory “I am Spartacus until it’s inconvenient” Booker •Elizabeth “I have a plan for that” Warren •Gavin “California is a model” Newsom •Jasmine “Let me tell you how it is” Crockett That’s not a party. That’s a communist warning label. America First. Always.
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