she/her, 26 โ™ก i hope Ur dreams r amazin ๐Ÿงธ โ™ก

took a break from scrolling to venture outdoors
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not now.. mommy is reading the h3h3 fallout online
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Replying to @xanthemgem
you can follow my instagram where i posted all these! i post most of the recipes in caption or if not im always happy to send it to you :)
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Replying to @LouKellett
measure with your heart
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skill issue! itโ€™s cheaper, tastier and more fun
unpopular opinion: buying groceries is NOT cheaper than eating out for a single person.
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guilty but whyโ€™s there so many of the same song
Holiday music is already racking up over 36M streams a day on Spotify, with the following songs in the lead: 1. โ€œMerry Christmas, Please Donโ€™t Callโ€ by Bleachersย ย  2. โ€œMerry Christmas, i miss youโ€ by Alex Crichtonย  3. โ€œSnowmanโ€ by Sia 4. โ€œLast Christmasโ€ by Wham! 5. โ€œAll I Want For Christmas Is Youโ€ by Mariah Carey
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just discovered you can report people for using AI pics on vinted lol
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a story in 4 parts - it has been the most stressful day of my life x
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is there a better subway order? no
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felt cute but why are the carrots taller than me
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How this song hasnโ€™t received its flowers YET is insane to me
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my fave tattoo ๐Ÿ’ž
If you want to sob in public, read this one.
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iโ€™ve just simply passed away thank you for the 78p thank you thank you thank you
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turns out you can have an incredibly fun year of meals if you donโ€™t order takeaway at every minor inconvenience
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me and the prime minister scrolling tiktok together on this fine tuesday evening
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now thatโ€™s what i call england
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so precious
btw your favourite pokemon is supposed to be the little guy YOU love not a test of how obscure and interesting you can make yourself look
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accurate representation of the day thanks
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Replying to @monzo
good idea but excecution could use some work hahah
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they donโ€™t want my money lool
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mcdonaldโ€™s will really do anything but bring back the chicken legend
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what a saturday organising embroidery thread slightly tipsy with tunes on
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Replying to @heyitsandy_
i am also in a bit of a tofu obsession this isnโ€™t quite scramble but itโ€™s similar vibes
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when i was at the GP last week the lady i saw went into a huge rant at the end of my appt about how febreeze and SLS cause cancer and i should not use it. i thought it was ironic because this is one of my old facebook posts taking the piss
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if you like lasagne this is the best supermarket lasagne without a shadow of a doubt (yes i put hot honey on it, sue me)
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pepes and nandos on one plate, is this legal
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Replying to @beffybadbelly
sorry for the close up pics but when i got mine done she emphasised the shape of my cupids bow to sharpen it and stop it from going flat! it can defo be avoided
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when u have a heatwave at 7 but need to attend an autism assessment at 8
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Replying to @catchagem_
wow
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right so iโ€™d like to confirm that getting a tattoo that is essentially a black square when itโ€™s hot outside is a horrible idea โ€ฆ but sheโ€™s so cute
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i have to climb into the sink to open the kitchen window bc iโ€™m too short to reach it. i canโ€™t use the top shelf of my fridge unless i have a step stool. most of the time when i go to peoples houses i canโ€™t see myself in their mirrors bc itโ€™s hung too high. i was born pissed off
i kinda get why women who are tiny and short act like that because I just tried to imagine a world where I was 5โ€™1โ€ and got pissed off immediately
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๐Ÿšจ INSTAGRAM SETTINGS IS DOWN
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sat in the tattoo studio rn waiting to get scatty heifer tattooed on my neck
Replying to @floatign
Get yourself a car, or just donโ€™t leave the house! you scatty heifer.
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french people because itโ€™s hot
i don't think people know how terrifying the weather situation is in France right now
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no, switchbotโ€™s standing circulator fan is not worth fighting for, we broke up for a reason. he kept oscillating towards other women and it was not acceptable
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coeliac disease is obvs sooo serious but this comment has sent me into orbit. the concept of ending up in a coma from a crumpet
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canโ€™t tell you how good this day will feel
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do tesco even care about their customers lol the amount of mouldy tomatoes is actually rank
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amazon delivered me a wet book ๐Ÿซช
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just say 9 inches. itโ€™s ok. no one will die
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is cutting tomatoes really this much of an issue for people??????
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one thing about me is i am never going to get bored of having to feed myself every day because the possibilities are endless
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the early bird gets the brand new caprese croissant
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need everyone to see my creation iโ€™m calling it a pulled king oyster mushroom burger with scotch bonnet pineapple bbq jerk sauce with calabrian chilli lime glaze and homemade marinated citrus coriander onions and cabbage red onion slaw ..?
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diffused my hair for the first time in my lifeโ€ฆ i didnโ€™t even know it did that
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๐Ÿšจ Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are reportedly getting married in B&M BOURNEMOUTH. (bmstores.co.uk/stores/bourneโ€ฆ)
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i need someone who is into makeup to cry with me over this being the state of my westman atelier bronzer after it fell on the floor
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i have 2 chase referral codes left u get ยฃ50 for setting up a bank account with them and they are great xoxox
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didnโ€™t manage to get around to any of these unfortunately
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disgusting behaviour from instagrams targeted advertising algorithm
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trying to order a chinese rn and their website has crashed from too many people ordering hahaha
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not mentioned here but thankfully the sleigh is fully equipped with TCAS and avoided this mid air collision
๐Ÿšจ NEW: The Government's aviation regulator has announced that Santa has received "all necessary approvals" to fly over the UK to deliver presents
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since they โ€œreleasedโ€ the epstein files, i will be going to work and โ€œreleasingโ€ all the work i have done for a project in the same way
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Why is every single bra in the store 34B. No one is 34B
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lol this is better than spotify wrapped
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sorry i canโ€™t answer the phone rn im in a really difficult game of hangman
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new hair btw i forgot to post it lol
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goodbye goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky
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can someone reassure me that itโ€™s normal that i spent the equivalent of a full shift at work including a lunch break on my banking app last week??
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rather have 800 calories than ugly toenails
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i keep getting these ads what is going on in the house of commons ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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i fear you may have not done the covid test right if it touched your amygdala
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