generational complainer / certified ticketmaster hater priv:@gothicdogsclub 🌱🇸🇮

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forgot i was in actual physical meetings all day today and rolled into work 10 minutes late dressed like this and promptly got sent home lmao
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residented my evil so now it’s time for the best vampire movie
i’m not big on halloween at all, but i will be playing resident evil 4 tonight and watching the lost boys so there will be some spookiness going on 👻
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i’m not big on halloween at all, but i will be playing resident evil 4 tonight and watching the lost boys so there will be some spookiness going on 👻
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you should all still be boycotting starbucks anyway for many good reasons, this is just another one to add to the list. boycott it into the ground
Starbucks CEO says the company is planning to focus more on AI and tech, including adding a system that would recognize customers as they arrive in stores to "present personalized digital menus."
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NO FUCKING WAY LMAO 😭😭
eating at my parents house means there’s always a big risk you’ll be using a condiment that’s been out of date for 3 years
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eating at my parents house means there’s always a big risk you’ll be using a condiment that’s been out of date for 3 years
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dude was acting like he was in his bathroom at home, i don’t think it’s ever ok to enforce luke combs on people 😭
guy in the gym changing rooms was playing country music out loud on his phone whilst he was showering (weird) so i said “got any lurleen lumpkin on there?” he didn’t laugh, but i did lmao
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guy in the gym changing rooms was playing country music out loud on his phone whilst he was showering (weird) so i said “got any lurleen lumpkin on there?” he didn’t laugh, but i did lmao
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i hardly hit double digits now the clocks have gone back, i’m struggling to keep my eyes open at 9pm 😭😭
nighttime really hits its stride after 10pm. it's double digits now, no more fucking around
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also i made my own lunch to bring to work today and it’s really wank, it’s the final straw!!
work is really stressful and loud today, i might have to drive to a deserted field when it’s home time so can scream out loud😭
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work is really stressful and loud today, i might have to drive to a deserted field when it’s home time so can scream out loud😭
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whatever the opposite of FOMO is that’s what i have. FOMMB (fear of missing my bed)
i’m the king of cancelling plans because i’m feeling a bit tired. that’s not the excuse i ever give, but 99% of the time the real reason i’m cancelling is because i’m tired
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i’m the king of cancelling plans because i’m feeling a bit tired. that’s not the excuse i ever give, but 99% of the time the real reason i’m cancelling is because i’m tired
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you all have the option to walk/drive to the restaurants/fast food outlets yourself. using uber eats isn’t mandatory
WATCH: Migrant Uber Eats delivery workers in France are using multiple phones to reject low-paying orders, forcing the app’s algorithm to raise delivery offers to €15 or more.
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these are actually demi baguettes not baguettes, the french don’t fuck around when it comes to bread. they guillotined a king because of bread, you got off lightly😭
What did I do? 😭
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i really don’t understand all this supermarket discourse. i have no loyalty to any supermarket i just use the ones that are nearest. there’s a co-op 3 minutes away from my house and there’s a sainsbury’s next to my gym, that’s the only reason i use them
Subtle classism happening here. People think they’re above a supermarket, even though you can buy name brands there loool. But are we surprised? If it’s not M&S, they don’t wanna hear it 👍🏼
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andy retweeted
thank u clairo
Norway’s youngest Prime Minister is going viral for demanding a 4-day work week mandate.
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me now the clocks have gone back and it’ll soon be dark at 4pm
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i genuinely think i might be done with going to bigger gigs. it’s sad but when you get the likes of sam fender charging £119 for a ticket, i just don’t think that’s value for money anymore and it’s impossible to justify to myself spending that amount
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sorry i was late for work i had to spend 20 minutes looking for my kittens favourite elastic band
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