parody account, probably not the real Tom Hanks

I need ride or dies but I keep getting dickeaters
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everyone I know that thinks indian food is good is a liberal and I’m convinced they have a mental illness where they automatically see brown as good and white as bad no matter how valid it actually is
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still would’ve been a flag because he didn’t kiss him goodnight or sing a lullaby
The NFL has released footage of the proper technique Chop Robinson should have used to hit Patrick Mahomes.
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The Eagles enter the 4th down 7-20 to the Bears. I mean, the Bears are a good team. Caleb Williams is probably having a big game.
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this a good year to be a hater. we eating eating fr
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bitches gon automatically assume you a hoe just cause you popular
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the NFL script writers are in their bag this season
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#4 in Cleveland better than the 10’s in LA and NE
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left handed people shake your hand with the hand they wipe their ass with
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I can say this cause I’m a lefty. I took a shit before this and I didn’t wash my hands cause fuck this guy. He gets dookie hand
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you know he mad af the number so low
🚨 #BREAKING: Bill Gates proclaims AI is now powerful enough to eliminate well over 10% of the human population.
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It’s time to put these kids in their place. There’s levels to this.
Tour Eiffel. Oui Madame.
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Single moms that hide that they are moms from potential partners are terrible people. If single moms have sex without disclosing they have a child to the person they are having sex with, it’s rape.
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Jordan Love secured his spot in the weekly ai slander video
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Bijan has had his x-factor activated the whole game. Green Gay never had a chance. #ATLvsGB
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must’ve shocked you when instead of burning the system down he got down on his knees and took the system inside of him
I didn’t Vote Trump for lower gas prices I voted for him to burn the entire corrupt system down.
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having an excuse is more important to some people than having peace
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mfs don’t know how good they got it that nobody knows them cause if I do some illegal shit they gonna know it was me, like if a regular nigga do some shit the witnesses gon just be like it was a white guy, around 6’, etc but if I do it they just gon be like yeah it was Tom Hanks
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I’m eating this bitch out and then she feeds me a roast queef sandwich
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I swallowed that shit and could taste the souls of all the kids she aborted
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I got ptsd about it and now every time I try to gown down on her I start hearing their voices
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