parody account, probably not the real Tom Hanks
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I can say this cause I’m a lefty. I took a shit before this and I didn’t wash my hands cause fuck this guy. He gets dookie hand
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this is like someone who only listens to radio music in multiple genres acting like their taste in music is any better than some who only listens to radio music in one genre
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if it wasn’t for that bitchass mandalorian, my main man Coleman would’ve diced the Dookmeister into sith guacamole
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at the secret guy meeting where we decide who gets to have rights, I’m definitely bringing her case to the table and imma be real it’s not looking great for her
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