god forbid a man has good taste | not a doctor (promise) ⚕️

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and they say romance is dead
나 원래 자위하는 거 안 좋아했어. 근데 의사가 자위하면 기억력이 나빠진다고 하니까, 그 뒤로 미친 듯이 자위하기 시작했지. 너를 잊기 위해서. 근데 잊혀지지 않더라... 너를 딸감으로 썼거든
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chhapra university’s first strokes listener retweeted
Kolkata can
no one can beat mumbai’s indo chinese cuisine
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My favourite House MD easter egg is that the Wilson porno is based on Robert Sean Leonard’s Dead Poets Society play
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I love when people realise the power of sampling
hold on, is that saat samundar paar playing in the bg??!
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Sirf girlies nahi, internship kei starting mei mere friend group ka favourite kaam tha random Aadmi ko pakadke uska vein analyse karna ki channel hoga ki nahi
general girlies: omgg veinss hot hot medico girlies: damn kya sahi injection maar sakti ise... vo bhi bina torniquet ke.
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I helped this girl 2 saal tak in all exams, just because she was my ex’s friend. And jab result ata hai neet pg ka she doesn’t even congratulate me, Jabki unknown log message kar rahe the.
My Bond with my adjacent roll no. Is so good, Hum bs exam or viva m baat krte hai
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Sometimes I think about the fact that my parents bought me a Radiohead and Muse shirt when I was 5 years old without knowing who they were and I grew up to be a Radiohead and Muse listener
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Ab yeh muse kya chiz hai Instagram pei, I always thought it was the band that made supermassive black hole and the twilight baseball scene
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Bachpan sei ek hi sapna, bade hokar Phineas and Ferb wala baap banna
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Beti ka naam toh Ayesha confirm hai, cause there is a banger Hindi and English song with that name
have you decided your kids' names
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2 friend group kei Saath puja plans confirmed, 3rd under negotiation
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Mujhe apne classmates kei baare mei pata hi nahi hai, because I don’t follow them on ig #ostrichforlife
My 12th classmate who doesn’t know integration is doing business for crores? Ur point being?😏 and I am waiting for counselling schedule and another degree
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what I bring to the table : the table a song for every situation strong opinions about movies no one cares about dad jokes two tablespoons of awkwardness a whole jar full of social anxiety trivia about everything under the sun love and hate for the same sport chatori zubaan
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A fungus played amongus along with big chungus
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chhapra university’s first strokes listener retweeted
vegetarians piss me off so bad
bihari and rajasthani cuisine is the worst yet it doesn’t get half the hate south indian cuisine does
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Kindest and most helpful PGT during my internship just posted a story of joining MD Neurology in aiims Patna. Behaviour sei hi samajh ata who knows his stuff.
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I hate dahi, raita, taqqar, ghol - all it’s forms
never trust someone who doesn’t likes dahi
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Everyone knows once you eat Muzaffarpur Litchi it’s over for other fruits, it’s common ball knowledge
Replying to @MrNarci
[10] Lychee (Litchi) [23] Coconut
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My favourite meme last week
i feel like I need to sleep for 19 days straight
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chhapra university’s first strokes listener retweeted
how it feels to send friend requests to people first
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