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Dessert Island. Peach Melba.
Bloody hell! I've just found out the concrete pillock Mike Graham has blocked me 🚫. God knows what for. Little snowflake.
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“We shall Remember the fallen of both sides…”
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Now we know why Dan Wootton has been loudly pointing the finger at Meghan. It’s to hide his complicity! The Sun’s own account says Roslyn contacted them directly in 2018 with her allegations, yet they did nothing. Guess who was the Executive Editor of The Sun from March 2018 to January 2021? Dan Wootton!! For the past 8 years Dan has done the most to befriend Thomas Snr and use him to harass Meghan. His connection to this story only adds to the questions about who knew what, when they knew it, and why this information was not pursued at the time. Instead of asking why Meghan didn’t do the job of the police eight years ago, Dan should be answering the question of why he and his KP moles decided to suppress this information? My bet is it was all part of their plot to destroy Meghan.
The Sun now admits they were aware of these allegations back in 2018. Does anyone want to guess who the executive editor of The Sun was in 2018?
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Dan Wootton Piers Morgan Good Morning Britain The Daily Mail The Sun You all platformed Thomas Markle to attack Meghan Your f*cking hypocrisy is nauseating. #BBCBreakfast
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Restore councillor statement formerly Reform. What a dangerous dickhead!
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Restore councillor and Pearson
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This aged well
I know right...my melons are completely twisted by daily additions to a list headed, "People I surprisingly find myself agreeing with"... And @rustyrockets was first on it. Who are your shock signings? Love to know.
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Replying to @jk_rowling
Dishonourable mention for the assorted fucking nutters peddling this kind of bollocks on here too.
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I don't want to shame any particular woman here, but publicly announcing that the #RussellBrand conviction must be wrong because you went home with him and he didn't rape you makes about as much sense as saying 'well, I left 25 Cromwell Street alive, so Fred West's innocent.'
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Replying to @beverleyturner
This makes your position worse. Maybe apologise to Brand's victims before attempting to defend yourself?
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Russell Brand has been found guilty of rape.
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Good morning all 😊
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Hey @MeidasTouch THIS STORY IS BEING IGNORED BY THE MEDIA Dr. Larissa Portnoff, a prominent New York clinical psychologist, posted her story of being sexually groomed and assaulted by President Donald J. Trump beginning when she was 8 years old. Trump is a PEDOPHILE… She was 8 years old #TraitorTrump #VoteBlue #MOG8 #Ukraine #CrimesAgsinstHumanity #NeverVoteForRepublicans #TrumpIsAPedophile #RepublicansProtectPEDOPHILES #MagaIsDEAD #FoxNews #MAGA
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Watching 'Gone Fishing ' with Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse. I've had a few but I just want them to reminisce forever. It's so sweet. And it's so hard to spell 'reminisce '
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House Judiciary Democrats seek a special counsel to investigate Trump’s Epstein ties and a possible DOJ cover-up. Their report cites 11 women, five alleging rape or sexual assault by the US President.
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House Democrats accuse Trump of participating in Epstein's rape network and AG Blanche of cover up

House Judiciary Committee Democrats released a staff report on 26 October 2026 that accuses Donald Trump of being "an active participant" in Jeffrey Epstein's "sexual abuse of young women during the

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