There are a few things in life you should know with 100% certainty: • Your name. • Your birthday. • Whether you married your brother.

Dan Quinn: terrorist David Blough: terrorist Daronte Jones: the terrorist you pay to fight the terrorists Chris Paul: terrorist Adam Peters: terrorist sympathizer Jayden Daniels: 29/40, 300yds, 2 TDs with Burks, Diggs, and Antonio Williams #Commanders

How it feels to be a fan of the Commanders

Dan Quinn is a fucking terrorist #Commanders

The #ALLCAPS are going to make me kill myself

I’m very tired of foreigners lecturing me about what my country owes to foreigners.

ITS TIME TO TAKE DAN QUINN OUT BACK BEHIND THE BARN #Commanders

LET’S GO @Capitals 🗣️

Welcome back #ALLCAPS

You never see Christians hijacking a plane and yelling "Praise Jesus" as they try to kill everyone on board.

NHL is officially back

yeah... absolute cinema

"Barack Obama just said if you put women in charge of every government for two years, things would be better." Trump: "I love women, I think they're great, but what a ridiculous statement that is." 😭

The number of you weird, terminally-online freaks claiming that this is Dan Quinn’s fault is mind-boggling. Jayden Daniels braced a very normal fall. There was no added weight, no violence, no additional force. It then, very obviously, follows that this would’ve happened this year no matter what. Whether it was the next drive, the next game, or in the twilight of this season…it was going to happen. Surgery is the only option moving forward. Surgery and a shutdown should’ve happened after the game against the Seahawks. It’s borderline negligent that they didn’t do it then. Such a completely and fully retarded take from you weirdos. #RaiseHail

Do you want it wit or witout tears?

Remember: They don’t just want Trump dead. They want you dead too.

Still unvaxxed

In a world full of Megan Rapinoes, be a Jack Hughes

For the very concerned media - yes, I love America and was extremely humbled when my friends, the newly minted Gold Medal winners on Team USA, invited me into the locker room to celebrate this historic moment with the boys- Greatest country on earth and greatest sport on earth. 👊🏼🏒🇺🇸