“Fine then! We’ll just censor ourselves then! See if we even care then!”

Dude is so jealous

“We’re going to get decimated in the midterms!” “There’s no difference between left and right!” “Trump betrayed us!” We’re a month out from the midterms, so the dooming is going to get BAD. It was almost unbearable before the presidential election. Remember: outcomes are in YOUR hands. Doomers are generally dissatisfied no matter who’s in charge. Don’t listen to them. Prepare for battle.

"People aren't ready, this is gonna change everything" You know what people weren't ready for? Fucking mammoths. Tigers eating them. Monkeys ripping their arms off. The black plague. The ice age. Smallpox. Vikings pulling up on the beach. Drinking water that gives you diarrhea until you die. Getting a scratch and losing your whole leg. The Mongols. The Spanish Inquisition. One volcano can send us back to the dark ages and these safety guys are gonna be shocked. Oh the robots didn't kill us? It was a volcano? Imagine their disappointment as the hot ash rains down on them. A solar flare is gonna explode your phone in your pocket your legs are gonna be covered in battery acid and your bank account will stop working. You're afraid of a computer program doing math? "Things are moving too fast" homie you live on a rock that periodically deletes everything. You are one the most luckiest entities in a 100 light year radius living during a golden era. Cheer up. My ancestors crossed an ocean in a wooden box because they ran out of fucking potatoes. "The social disruption will be enormous!" Nigga World War 2? World War 2? Hop in the people carrier we're landing on the beach. Are these people out of their fucking minds? Do they not know what we've survived already? A couple decades of air conditioning and people suddenly think oh this is the natural condition of mankind. No. We used to have eight kids because seven didn't make it. You're gonna be fine. Man the fuck up. Accelerate.

This is FASCISM! Only UNVERIFIED people from ANYWHERE should be voting in AMERICAN elections! If non-Americans can’t vote freely in our elections, well that’s just the END of democracy!!! This next one’s called “Wake Me Up When September Ends”

Hyperbole, sarcasm, satire, parody, irony, understatement - - I do it all! But the one communication device that really bothers people is honesty.

Facing your fears is a slippery slope. Fear can hold you back from doing great things, but it can also prevent you from doing bad ones. Careful not to feel invincible. Without fear, how can you be moral? How can you understand the consequences of your actions?

This is a great example of why I stopped making music with other musicians. The absolute worst people in society and it’s not close.

I’ve been saving videos to use as sort of reaction-memes for years. I can’t be the only person in the Original Content Rewards program who is hesitant to post things like that now, for fear of being removed. I have no idea where these videos came from originally. I have no way of crediting the creators. What would make sense to me is that if a post uses “recycled content” like a famously funny video, then that post just shouldn’t be monetized. But to remove the account from the program seems a little heavy handed to me. Maybe I’m missing something about the inner workings, but that’s my take. I agree with the intention of limiting aggregator-slop, but I don’t think EVERY video on the internet posted before last month would qualify as that.

It is fall.

Kind of undeniable that Meta stole my Chudley design for Muse. My lawyer says I’ll end up owing Mark money if I try to do anything about it though, so I’ll just remain poor.

She reminds me a lot of everyone I talk to about every subject for about the past year or so.

It would never believe me, but I wouldn’t celebrate the assassination of this cartoonish clown-child, even though it wants to wear my skin. There are many among us (on the left primarily, but also the right) who are actually arrogant enough to appoint themselves judge, jury, and executioner. Some are communists. Some are white supremacists. Some are anti-white. Some are anti-America. Some are antisemites. Some hate men. Some hate women. Etc etc. But the common thread that connects them all is that they’re capable of feeling joy when people they don’t like suffer. I don’t possess that particular trait, or defect. That shouldn’t make me special or rare, but these days it does. I didn’t choose to be this way. It wasn’t taught to me. I can’t take any credit for it. To me, taking pleasure in cruelty or tragedy is inconceivable. Unconscionable. No matter how mad you are, you should never be able to feel that. If you can, you’re broken, and there’s only one way to fix you.

Says a lot about the basic moral judgement of us humans, that Charlie Kirk’s assassination was planned and celebrated, yet we’ll have the pleasure of watching diarrhea dribble down Joel Webbon’s chin for another century.

People love to say precedented things are unprecedented these days, huh?

Not letting them in my house either btw. It’s my constitutional right fyi.