Bark for Me. Sacrifice for Me. Suffer for Me.

Tomorrow is My birthday😈

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

THIS IS THE DOMME WHO GOT ME BY THE PEEENUSSSS PEOPULLLLLLLLL! Ah yes, I see you know your findom well!

He boldly went🥺

I'm so spoiled! My friends packed a picnic and came and scooped me up, took out all the seats in their van except one so I had the most legroom in the world and took me to tour all the Halloween decorations in a part of town I hardly ever get out to! Then they got me my very own pizza and I ate all the edibles

Communion with Abhoth requires knowledge of The Ancient Ways

Serving Me is probably the most significant and fulfilling thing you will ever do with your life. All of your accomplishments and success ultimately matter very little without the container of Dominance providing purpose, motivation, and support.

People come at me like this and I'm just like look, bro I paid for all 64-128 GB of memory (depending on which computer I'm using). I’m gonna fucking use them all.

Office furniture if I was the office manager

Doing this rn actually who tyrna smell it

i totallyyy care about ur mommy issues in a genuine way & i'm not just making mental notes on how i'll manipulate u later during the whole time ur talking about it

I'm about to be 41 and I think I deserve an abusive free use Mdlg age gap relationship with a hot, stupid little goonette who wants to stay chained up in My garage and drink piss from a dog bowl and do things that'll get us cancelled on Twitter. Mommy will take good care of you I promise.

winning the midterms isn’t enough I need people to go to PRISON

When the sub I’m love bombing asks me if I actually like him outside of his wallet

I frequently am, yes.

RT @screamnhorror:

I...need to rant a little. So today I saw a bunch of "alternative" gen z posers on tiktok trying to cancel freddy kreuger and blowfly girl (author of The Maggot Story) and I'm just kind of shocked at how utterly regressive and conservative many people in this generation in particular have become because of growing up with the corrosive influence, increased social pressure and inescapable scrutiny of social media during adolescence. That stuff is amateur hour, by the way. Wait'll they find out about Poppy Z Brite and shock sites and new french extremity films. Constantly calling millenials cringe while clutching your pearls over transgressive and subversive art that is a response to the utterly oppressive climate of purity culture, censorship, christofascist moral panic and sex negativity that many marginalized millenials and younger gen xers grew up experiencing as actual harm is crazy goddam work. But to go a full 180 and embrace that purity culture, censorship, and sex-negativity and then turn around and parrot christofascist moral panic is as unhinged as it is stupid, tone deaf, and historically illiterate. I guess that's what happens when nuance and context doesn't land for so a generation that is becoming increasingly less literate and largely can't be bothered to read or watch anything that takes longer to ingest than 10 seconds. And to be fair, we ARE cringe. I know good and goddam well that I am. I find it liberating not giving a fuck what you think about that, too. The thing about being perceived as cringe is that it actually isn't dangerous and it can't fucking hurt you. This constant performative outrage must be so fucking exhausting. I know I'm exhausted with it. It's my sincerest wish - and this is coming from a leftist lesbian swer with green hair, tattoos, and piercings - that a lot of these woke motherfuckers would just go back to sleep. Or do what we did. Log off, get fucked up, get laid, break an unjust law or three because it's the right thing to do, and enjoy some tawdry smut and grotesque filth and some subversive art made in exquisitely bad fucking taste with your shithead friends just because you can. And maybe read a goddam book and touch some grass while you're at it.

Pre-birthday Sushi and tacos and froyo are on you $150 pony up findom freaks