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Gooner Chud retweeted
open mic set where i spend the whole time just visibly scrolling thru tweets. every 45 seconds going "okay this one's pretty good" and reading one off verbatim
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Sweet smiling cookie lady or the guy who called babies “cum trophies”… choose wisely, TX-23.
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I need cis people to know that calling a trans person they/them when they only go by he/him or she/her is STILL MISGENDERING THEM😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Tina constantly guessing random dates until Trump croaks
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"I think menstrual products should be free"
"Oh so by that logic toilet paper should also be free"
Yes???
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me clicking “track order” exactly .238 seconds after ordering it
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At the laundromat throwing handfuls of chocolate chips into random dryers
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Gooner Chud retweeted
The way thousands of people can just see your tweet and just… not interact with it
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when the heater kicks on for the first time in months and it smells like straight up fahrenheit
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Gooner Chud retweeted
I hate when girls be like “the baby looks just like him” in the ultrasound. Bitch that baby look like clay 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Gooner Chud retweeted
fuck age regression i’m a proud age PROgressor. who up scratching they #oldladyminge
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