🪿HONK!🪿 ❤️PAYING IT FORWARD❤️ $STONKBROKER #2557 🎙@BadTedYC Poker Space Host The more you give, the more you get.

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StonkBrokers is taking the next step toward fully onchain options for Stock Tokens. SOLO Vaults are launching next week on Robinhood Chain. A simplified version of STORMM, built to prove the mechanics before Leverage Machine goes live. Let’s break it down.
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GM Good practice for everyone to periodically revoke approvals on your wallets. USE Revoke.cash 🚨AND🚨 etherscan.io/TOKENAPPROVALCH… to PROTECT YOUR ASSETS! I'd especially hate to see my @ClutchMarkets Stonkbrokers fam affected, and I want our new Interns ⏰️ed in!
At 9AM EST today somebody abused a bug in Payment Processor V2 to steal 10 Meebits, 50 Otherdeeds, 10 WoW, and 235 Desperate Apewives. It wasn't until over 12 hours later that somebody reported it to me, and upon digging in I realized that a great many NFTs were subject to the same exploit. I got in touch with the team over at LimitBreak and they quickly paused Payment Processor V3, which was subject to the same exploit. Unfortunately, V2 was not pausable, so the only path towards protecting affected assets was to run a whitehat operation. Similarly, V3 on ApeChain is temporarily in a state where it cannot be paused, so ApeChain assets approved to V3 needed to be saved as well. All in all, we rescued 23,155 NFTs worth north of $5.7M USD. We later discovered that a similar exploit could be used in reverse to steal WETH. 660 WETH was at risk, which we unfortunately were not fast enough to recover. Apologies to those affected. Shout out to @Boomskite for flagging the initial exploit tx to me, and @coffeedev @0xjustadev and @whiteoakkong for acting quickly and assisting with the recovery. All NFTs are safely relocated. Soon, owners will be able claim them back after revoking the exploitable approvals. Addresses to revoke below.
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THIS is community. #BT4L
Day 283 of posting @BadTedYC until it reaches a 1 $ETH floor price. Same reason as always. 🧸
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Intern #6396 reporting for duty🫡 Today’s assignment: Desks Turns out there’s a lot more happening under the hood than simply buying and selling NFTs. I did the homework so you don’t have to.
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What Exactly Is An Anvil Desk?

I’ve been spending more time digging into the StonkBrokers ecosystem since getting my first Intern. And naturally, I keep finding another rabbit hole. This time it was desks. I understood the basic

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Good morning ☕️🍩💼👔 Time to Clock In Stonk Interns $STONKBROKER StonkBrokers.io
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Replying to @OxSimpleFarmer
@OxSimpleFarmer i had my intern go over this article with a fine tooth comb. He said "Yo Boss i got this!" I was skeptical but i started him out writing robinhood:0xd0601ce157db5bdc3162bbac2a2c8af5320d9eec options. I said do not let @ClutchMarkets down... this is how it is going.
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😂 BAD TEDS… THE TRUTH IS FINALLY OUT! 🐻🎤 We all thought @TOPGUNS__82 had just been a little busy with real life these past few weeks… 👀 Turns out the President’s actually been locked away in the studio, putting in the hours and recording E-Money’s new song! 🎙️🔥😂 Man’s gone from running the club to dropping bars. 😂 🎵 @TOPGUNS_AD ON THE MIC… @Emoneybko127 ON THE TRACK! LET’S GO BAD TEDS! 🐻🔥 Who’s ready to hear this one?! 👇😂 @BadTedYC
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This jpeg project will make your 401K look silly in comparison. Clock in. ⏰️
the party has no idea 🤫 my StonkBroker drops $NVDA, $TSLA, $PLTR and I pick which one clock in! 💼
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ART OF THE SQUEEZE: STONKBROKERS W/ OXSIMPLEFARMER nitter.net/i/spaces/1OxwbnVPOZLJB
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Starting 1 hour from now! Set your reminders. I'll be squeezing StonkBroker's SimpleFarmer for alpha. CLOCK TF IN!
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Broker by day. Intern by night. 😎 Clock In💲💲💲
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Tomorrow I show you how $STONKBROKER holders start getting paid $STONKBROKER/$ETH premiums for staking into options vaults and allowing for trading with leverage against those vaults and how we will make these vaults available for Stock Tokens on Robinhood Chain as well. First we learn something new using a new primitive. European options. Single serving. Leverage without liquidations. The warm up lap for STORMM.
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Set your reminders for my upcoming "Art of the Squeeze" Spaces with Special Guest @OxSimpleFarmer of StonkBrokers / @ClutchMarkets What does the future look like for DeFi and Tokenized Stocks? I'll be SQUEEZING for ALPHA 🤏💦 nitter.net/i/spaces/1nKOLQAwYqwGR
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