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Perfect ending.
Especially with the Bob Dylan soundtrack.
It ranks alongside the final trench scene in Blackadder.
Been re-watching Still Game over the the last few weeks and finished it today. The final scene from a damned comedy should not have a full grown hairy arsed man with a lump in his throat. Why does it hit so hard? 🏴
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Wee Dougie the Fud has turned off any replies.
A snivelling wee shite.
What about "English Night"
Patronising bastards.
Great to speak at Scots Night in Liverpool this evening bringing together Scottish Labour MPs, MSPs, members, friends, and supporters. Lots of discussions in the room about our work together delivering change and hope.
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Beating Spain isn't for everybody 🏴🏴🏴
@EnglandFootball
@FA
@BBCSport
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Honest tae fuck.
A woman climbs down from a fucking tractor and these sycophantic cunts turn it into Neil Armstrong stepping onto the moon.
@hellomag - are you a parody?
Princess Kate 'effortlessly' climbs down steep steps of tractor leaving fans in awe – watch hellomagazine.com/royalty/92…
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Any and every drug death is a tragedy.
Most people in Scotland want to find a way to reduce them.
But the glee with which the Britnat media and politicians celebrate them every month shows that the deaths mean nothing to them.
Cunts.
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Another Labour liar, parachuted in to Lanarkshire.
Offences under the Domestic Abuse (Scotland) Act have skyrocketed.
Yesterday I asked the Leader of the House what the SNP gvt in Holyrood could learn from our @UKLabour gvt’s work to halve violence against women & girls 👇
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Another Labour liar who talks shite then blocks replies.
No wonder naebody trusts the cunts.
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Despite Trump previously saying he was in Trump Towers on 9/11, he now says he was at Ground Zero and was carried out by 2 firefighters.
The disrespect and crass ignorance he constantly shows knows no limits.
@realDonaldTrump - a fucking disgrace.
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Sleekit Burnham went on a tour of his UK but forgot to come to Scotland.
Now he has sneaked up via the backdoor to sook in with Chuck.
An absolute fucking charlatan.
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Yoon MSP'S, media and yoons in general demanded a bus fare cap.
When it was announced they jumped on the "voluntary" bandwagon.
Most bus companies volunteered.
Now they're still fucking moaning about it
What a bunch of crabbit moaning cunts.
They really have a miserable life.
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glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/2651…
Reform not even trying to hide it.
Last week the wee cunt was in Belfast.
They really are aiming for the knuckle draggers
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Bomber Baillie still spouting shite - then blocking replies or rebuttals.
Typical lying Labour coward.
With many Scottish Labour priorities in the Programme for Government, Swinney clearly knows a good Labour idea when he sees one.
But 19 years into an SNP government there is no record of delivery.
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Wee Dougie the Fud trying to justify bypassing democracy - then blocking replies.
Another grifting lying Labour snake oil salesman.
As Andy made clear in Wales yesterday empowering local communities is an agenda relevant to every part of the U.K.
Here in Scotland there’s an urgent need that Councils and communities have the resources, the tools and the freedom they need to deliver for their areas.
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Wee Dougie at it again.
Telling total porkies and blocking replies.
Another lying Labour snake oil salesman.
Burnham did his "Tour of Britain" last week but couldn't make it north of Newcastle.
Andy came to a Scotland in his first week as Prime Minister & together we met the First Minister & Deputy First Minister in Glasgow.
This next meeting will take forward that dialogue on how, working together, our two Governments can build economic opportunities across Scotland.
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Bomber Baillie at her best.
Making spurious unsolicited shite up then shutting down replies or arguments.
She really is an unpleasant arsehole
Such luxury in a cost-of-living crisis is not the lived experience of most Scots.
Perhaps the FM should have considered the expectations of taxpayers before spending our money.
It's not the first time the SNP have been cavalier with the company card.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ceqe…
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How do they manage through the carnage and near apocalyptic surroundings to their workplace every day?
@BBCScotland @BBCScotlandNews
@BBCScotWeather
Then manage to produce their "Scotland is shite" articles on a daily basis while under such pressure.
Let's all salute the courage and bravery of the BBC reporters and presenters who fight their way through the daily violence and lawlessness of Glasgow - navigating dangerous no-go areas in the zombie apocalypse - to bring us news and text messages. The TV licence is your medal.
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It's a fucking MAGA rally.
Or a Nuremburg rally.
And what the fuck are these cunts doing with open fires?
Portable BBQ's are banned.
Obviously rules that reasonable people follow don't apply to @reformparty_uk and its cult of cunts.
Amazing what being bought for £5million by a crypto billionaire can get you, isn’t it? I wonder when a resident in Jaywick last went somewhere like this, if ever.
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