old(ish) person | musician | often sarcastic | old school shitposter | ai Jedi Knight | been called a Jew so much I’ve been converted via Xitter

Northeastern Okiestan
Sure, why not. This was taken with an old Kodak Disc camera in March of 1993. I had Chat GPT touch it up some so I included the original scan on the right. 21
Can I see y’all when you were 21 👀
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Introduce yourself by listing 10 bands you’ve seen live: Flaming Lips several times Weird Al The Cure… also several times Interpol… again… several times New Order Depeche Mode Hank Williams Jr. Roy Clark… more than a few times Nirvana Smashing Pumpkins I could go on for a while.
Introduce yourself by listing 10 bands you've seen live: Stereolab Fleet Foxes Neutral Milk Hotel B52s The Glands Chicago Cocteau Twins Dwight Yoakam Yo La Tengo Guided By Voices (at least a dozen times)
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OMG! Neil, no!!!
I think I’m in the same lounge as Neil Young. Can anyone confirm. Guy’s just hoovering pistachios
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Post a real photo you took, no context.
Post a real photo you took, no context.
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Using only restaurants, where did you grow up?
Using only restaurants, where did you grow up?
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You know if you stare at it head on it’ll burn your eyes out…
Will you be one of the lucky people to see a solar eclipse today? The moon will slip in front of the sun and create a total solar eclipse visible in some countries on Wednesday. However, this time around, the phenomenon will only be partially visible in the United States. The total solar eclipse will only be seen in areas of Greenland, Iceland, Portugal, Russia and Spain. The path of totality falls across most of Europe and in northwestern Africa, according to NASA. bit.ly/3SpKNMW
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🏴‍☠️some guy named grant🏴‍☠️ retweeted
A second page from Biden's memoir has come out. It's a weird one. It doesn't sound like the toaster was even plugged in?
This book is going to rule.
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🏴‍☠️some guy named grant🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Today is Columbus Day, which means we need to recognize two great men born in the USA Christopher Columbus invented America, but Ben Franklin is the man who perfected it during his presidency and made us the oldest and greatest country on earth Thank you, sirs. We miss you
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🏴‍☠️some guy named grant🏴‍☠️ retweeted
If we were truly serious about clean energy we’d be building more nuclear power plants. Not telling people they can’t cook with gas.
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Oh shit… wasn’t supposed to retweet this. Oh well.
The alg*rhythm is the worst it has ever been, by FAR! If you see this post, either click like on it or drop a comment under it. Don’t retweet it. I want to get an idea how many people are organically seeing posts right now.
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🏴‍☠️some guy named grant🏴‍☠️ retweeted
The alg*rhythm is the worst it has ever been, by FAR! If you see this post, either click like on it or drop a comment under it. Don’t retweet it. I want to get an idea how many people are organically seeing posts right now.
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Using only a gif, what was your first job?

ALT What Am I Gonna Do About You Paper Boy GIF by Reba McEntire

Using only a gif, what was your first job?
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🏴‍☠️some guy named grant🏴‍☠️ retweeted
This President’s Day, I am reminded of another reason why America is the oldest and greatest country on earth - our presidents are just flat out better than every other country’s. Other presidents govern, but America’s presidents literally invent things. The four American presidents who won the largest landslide victories in electoral history also had four of the greatest inventions in human history:
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Today, I am thankful that I live in America, the oldest and greatest country on Earth. So I will be celebrating the same way the Pilgrims and the Native Americans did when they gathered 250 years ago today for the first Thanksgiving - by flying the 50 stars and 14 stripes.
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🏴‍☠️some guy named grant🏴‍☠️ retweeted
All the dipshits right now saying “freedom of speech?” are the same dipshits who have been saying “freedom of speech doesn’t mean freedom from consequences” when someone got suspended for saying groomer. They don’t believe anything they say. They’re mad they’re losing power.
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I think @TheEbonyMaw yeeted himself for personal reasons… at least that’s what I’m hoping. Hope he’s doing okay.
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