"To be an American is, unquestionably, to be the noblest, grandest, the proudest mammal that ever hoofed the verdure of God's green footstool."-Mencken

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Winona Ryder and Bette Davis were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me
Replying to @NewStatesman
A tale as old as time, bitter female jealousy. Here’s the author of the piece, to answer everyone’s obvious question.
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Hard not to notice that pattern isn't it🤔
Please ask yourself two questions: 1. When was the last time that pre-election media were predicting huge Democrat losses? 2. When was the last time that pre-election media were NOT predicting huge Republican losses? Since the pattern is obvious, why do you let it be repeated in your own mind? This is war. Information war. Fear is the mind killer.
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My theory: Jarvis is really the goofy Commie mayor of Denver.
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Why are there gnats outside????? ITS FALL!!!!!! YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE BACK IN HELL!!!!!!😭
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Ten Things Other People Like But I Hate -Pizza -Tattoos -Tracy Chapman/Suzanne Vega -Multiplayer anything -All in the Family (Edith creeps me out) -Anime drawing style -Yes I said Pizza -ZZ Top, Bad Company, Steppenwolf...all that mid-life crisis biker music -Hard shell tacos -Jarvis
Ten Things Other People Like But I Hate 1. Penguins 2. Facial hair 3. The sound of falling snow 4. Oversized asses on women 5. Netflix 6. Facebook 7. Deepdish pizza 8. Bulgarian food 9. Albanian food 10. Extinct animals
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Feels good to get these things off the chest... I'm sure this won't rile anybody up

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Guys, merry here has a 400 year old house and that is just the coolest thing ever
One of my little schemes this weekend is to do a wee gallery wall of all 19 monarchs this house has seen starting with Elizabeth 1. Cromwell was not included in this handy dandy set, and quite right too.
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We have too many useless bed-wetting GOP consultants... But the Dems clearly need *more*, if they're just blurting this stuff out
🚨INSANE Democrat Tom Suozzi says his biggest goal in politics is mass amnesty for criminal illegals: "My biggest goal of what I want to accomplish in politics right now is I want to legalize 7 or 8 or 9 or 10 million people in our country."
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This! It's hard to fight in the trenches when you're worried about your own guys shooting you in the back. 'Demoralizing' is putting it mildly.
Blackpillers are terrorists. They board your party’s plane, blending in like everyone else, then all of a sudden announce they’re blowing the whole thing up because of some perceived grievance. Midterm equivalent of the 9-11 hijackers.
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I don't celebrate National Self-Awareness Day...I'm a conscientious objector
Good morning! What are you observing today?
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Exactly right! I'm old enough to remember housing and rent inflation (because of Biden's open borders) being a bad thing, that we explicitly wanted to reverse in 2024. 'Eating the cats and dogs' was a hyperbolical device to draw attention to this, and other issues caused by immigration. Feels like I'm taking crazy pills.
Replying to @Smirkley
Housing gets more affordable and you frame it like it's a bad thing?
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Why are their names all like "Infinity LaBuzzcut Yearning-Sprinkles"
NYC Episcopal priest Flourish Klink claims Jesus is trans and God is nonbinary in outlandish sermon trib.al/eJnwuEH
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I'll refer you to my representative for my comments on this matter
The Office is the greatest sitcom ever made.
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Replying to @DrunkRepub
I would rather vote for the party that gives me 40% of what I want and I can hopefully pressure into more, than a party that will give me 0% of what I want and can never pressure.
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Schrodinger’s Strait of Hormuz: it’s both open and closed all the time.
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If you can name all these you're my kinda people
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"I don't know bro, but my Kindergarten teacher said we're like a Great Satan or something so they probably have a good reason"
“Bro, why would Iran want a nuclear weapon?”
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Statement on Boston Globe article targeting Last Ditch bar in Greenfield (1/2)
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"Tune in, you big dummies"

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My jaw is on the floor. We will be having an emergency LIVE today. Details in a bit. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
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I'm glad we finally got the SAVE system passed. Really nice surprise after all my griping about Congress.
I’M SCREAMING! The Supreme Court is allowing states to use the SAVE database to verify the eligibility of voters on the rolls. SAVE = Systematic Alien Verification for Entitlements This is a HUGE win for the American people & we will find out if any non-citizens vote this November. Pass the SAVE America Act!
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Wait oh no this is very confusing
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