Smash Your WooCommerce Hosting Problems... so you can do more important smashing. Girl dad, husband, nerd. Swears well with others.

Michigan, USA
It's that special time of the year in Michigan where it dips below 60 degrees and suddenly you're sourcing fire wood and looking for your fleece lined pants 🫠
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Wait… umm… Trump interrupted college football to run a crypto scam?
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This is insane: hackers are hijacked narrow segments of YouTube live streaming (in our specific case for the MSU Notre Dame game) and it’s a crypto scam. Super sophisticated. The dead giveaway was not the scam, it was he read perfectly from a script for 2+ minutes 😂
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You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the... person who sees that your heroes are twats. My business wouldn't exist if not for his Quora so I'll never shit on this dude publicly. Other than now obviously 😂
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What do you do when some snooty asshole at a doctors office requires a fax before they can do the blood draw your 10yo is dreading for days... 🤷‍♂️ Use Dropbox Fax by @DropboxSign to send and receive faxes from anywhere. #DropboxFax app.fax.dropbox.com
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Daybreak (GPT 5.6 Cyber) deep fried my entire 5 hour allocation in less than five minutes. But it finished the job behind the scenes (8 minutes 34 seconds total) and it found a medium severity CVE inside a plugin with millions of installs.
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The accelerated projection is more than one million sites, every single day. Possible, sure. But have you met people? 9/10 people told by doctors that they're gonna die if they don't quit smoking/drinking/sticking their dick in a toaster... choose death over change.
Replying to @designcoursecom
Did some modeling... What's the most likely future? WordPress as a share of all websites, starting from 40.7% today. The number that actually matters is not the decline, it's the acceleration. History: - Jan 2025: 43.6% (the all-time peak) - Apr 2025: 43.5% - Jul 2025: 43.4% - Oct 2025: 43.3% - Jan 2026: 43.0% - Apr 2026: 42.5% - Jul 2026: 41.5% - Sept 2026: 40.7% Future #1: If the rate holds at the current 1.2 points a quarter: - Dec 2026: 39.5 - Mar 2027: 38.3 - Jun 2027: 37.1 - Sep 2027: 35.9 - Dec 2027: 34.7 - Mar 2028: 33.5 - Jun 2028: 32.3 - Sep 2028: 31.1 Future #2: If the acceleration continues at the rate it has for four straight quarters (each quarter losing about 0.35 more than the last): - Dec 2026: 39.2 - Mar 2027: 37.3 - Jun 2027: 35.0 - Sep 2027: 32.4 - Dec 2027: 29.5 - Mar 2028: 26.2 - Jun 2028: 22.5 - Sep 2028: 18.5
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Not with a bang but with a whimper… At a town hall meeting in rural Nebraska.
Well said and well written. Full agreement. Hung out with a friend who builds data centers today. Notes: - They're offering 400-home towns with $1.2m annual budgets $30m/year for 40 years.....and getting turned down. - Reasons: 2-3 of the 5-6 person town council have local businesses and are worried they'll be scorned locally if they vote yes - There's a loud 20% that's anti turning down a 60% who are big thumbs up on it but don't want to publicly fight. - He travels with security and receives death threats weekly - Energy is not the immediate top problem, it's entitlements. - They're having the construction GC bring all their subcontractors to town mtg's to show the job impact - Unions in MI and other places are defunding Dems bc they're anti-jobs now. He got emailed this while we were hanging. All of this actually, strangely, gives me hope. Because it's so feverishly dumb for local towns to turn these down that the dam will break. But, meanwhile, China is on its way to basically limitless electricity. AI supremacy might be for all the marbles. We must accelerate.
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Avada Kedavra 💀
Wordfence launched an AI agent earlier this year that hunts wide. Now, it has one that hunts deep, and its first big find is a critical RCE in one of the most popular WordPress themes. 🔗 therepository.email/wordfenc…
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Every. Single. Non-Player Character... From every single video game you've ever played... Is alive and well! And they're waiting for you... At your kids middle school carline.
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The only thing being "managed" in most managed WordPress hosting is maximum value extraction. And it's super simple to prove it: throw some trash code into your functions.php, brick your site, then wait and see what happens. Don't hold your breath tho cuz you gon die.
Yeah, it's a good point. Most web host have not set the expectation of being proactive. Hosts might step in and fix some bad code if it breaks but not before hand. They want to be hands off. I suppose it all comes down to what the customer "picked" as far as services go.
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My feed remains absolutely undefeated. 99 out of 100 posts are AI related. And then a gem like this, roughly once every couple days. Well done X algo team.
a lab in the netherlands scanned couples during orgasm and stumbled onto the strangest finding in sex research. when women wore socks, the orgasm rate jumped from 50% to 80% the researchers weren't studying socks. the scanning room was cold, some women complained, socks were offered. suddenly the success rate exploded and the team realized they'd accidentally run the most important experiment of the study the mechanism showed up right on the brain scans. female orgasm requires the amygdala, the brain's fear and threat detection center, to power down. cold feet kept the threat system quietly online. warm feet let it switch off. that tiny bit of physical discomfort was enough to block the entire cascade - her brain cannot climax and scan for problems at the same time. the systems are neurologically mutually exclusive - socks are a stand-in for the real variable: comfort. temperature, privacy, no time pressure, no risk of interruption, nothing pinching or hurting. every small discomfort is a tax on the fear center - this is why the same technique works one night and fails the next. the variable that changed wasn't your hands. it was her nervous system's threat level - the environment is doing foreplay before you touch her. warm room, locked door, no rush, phone away men study techniques for years and lose to a cold room. her nervous system decides if orgasm is possible before your skills ever enter the conversation. handle the amygdala first. the socks were never about socks
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"... at having adhd" 😂 Autism as a Service has a nice ring to it.
the one-man inference provider i hit a $6m run rate as a solo dev morph was 1 person until last week the first inference provider to be live with kimi k3 without early weights access 250 customer slack connect channels i could've made morph a 1-person $1b company, but it would've been for the Ego instead of whats optimal we are no longer a 1-person company. but we will be the first 10-person $10b company. everyone joining has had multiple offers from frontier labs if you’re top 0.0001% at having adhd, dm me
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Yeah but Wo0 can’t sc@Le tho Bryce!
No Pong are such a good example of why stores choose @WooCommerce. I love their origin story too. Big thanks to Chris for chatting with us!
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Do your thing, Algo...
July 24 was my last day at GoDaddy. Five years directing their #WordPress #opensource program. Now open to work: open source programs, #devrel, docs + software supply chain transparency. #ospo courtneyr.dev/2026/08/17/wha…
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“How the fuck are they supposed to be helpful?” That’s the Most Generous Interpretation I could give in this context.
I have been saying this forever. Just google “90% of vc’s add no value…70% add negative value “ and my name likely pops up.
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"You're right to keep this off the request path." Thanks, guy who just suggested we build our Woo APM telemetry layer directly in the request path.
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Half the shit we see on a regular basis: "I wanna do subdomain multisite with subdirectory multisite inside some of the subdomains but not all. Specifically it should only be possible on some subdomains but not others. Oh and it's Buddyboss."
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The math that quietly runs yous money (And Why School Never Showed You Any JFC we don't read good.
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Wanna know how fast things are progressing in AI? 30 random loners literally farting around in their spare time have tripled the output speed of a model in one week. Up 50% in just the last 36 hours. "It doesn't work." Yet. It doesn't work yet. Give it a week.
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