I do things. Many things. I speak for nobody but myself, especially not for my employer. Former blue check. @groby@hachyderm.io she/her. SJW. Queer.

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Not a dilemma at all. A society that would burn its weakest on the pyre for the sake of maintaining wealth is not a society worth saving.
We either save avoidable deaths & destroy society OR accept avoidable deaths & save society. The moral dilemma of our time.
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So I gave in to the trend and asked chatgpt to give me a record card. I'll skip the glazing straight to the part where it roasted me. I'm in this picture and I don't like it ;)
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(I do actually like it. ChatGPT has either an inherent snarkiness trait, or developed it over time in our chats, and I'm absolutely here for it. It just throws in the occasional zinger, and... 💕💕💕)
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I miss the simpler days.
I'm 74. How do I survive 2 quarts of whiskey and 3 packs of unfiltered cigarettes every day? Because I also take 3,000 mg of N-Acetyl-L-Cysteine, inject 5,000 mcg. of Cyanicobalamin and take massive amounts of milk thistle extract, magnesium, calcium and thiamine daily. Simple.
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It's amazing how a perfectly normal reply to "this is not a common use case, so it fails to address a large audience" seems to be "but it's my use case, too". Yes, there are dozens of you. Congratulations. There are, however, several billion people who don't have your problem.
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Tragedy struck: Had a really busy week, have all my capacity left a day before a limit reset deadline. Any great ideas how to burn a whole bunch of tokens unattended? ;)
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Both comforting - we still need human judgment for all the fuzzy tasks - and alarming. Alarming because "medium-length, well-defined tasks", you usually train juniors on. And short-term profit fetishism means entire industries will gleefully whack their entire talent pipeline.
“We find that on medium-length, well-defined accounting tasks, frontier AI models are now faster and more accurate than junior accountants, even the best one in our study.” Eighteen months ago they scored well below human accountants Good discussion here: mercor.com/blog/human-baseli…
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Just for the record: If somebody told you how glamorous and exciting business travel is (looking at you, Hollywood and AI Agent promotion videos), I suggest you mark them as "idiot" and move on. It's really not that fun. Avoid if you can.
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"I've treated the code written by OSS contributors as free labor, and by jove, I shall treat reviews as free labor!"
Many people have opined that AI is ruining open source because people fling half baked slop patches at a higher volume than maintainers can handle. Actually the opposite is true, it’s going to make open source vastly better. Most open source projects have been dramatically underfunded. Projects with massive usage have hardly any contributors. They have had to scrape by on a skeleton crew of part time people that can’t be counted on to finish things. I think very small teams are going to be able to run very large code bases with much higher quality now. They won’t want your patch, they’ll want really precise descriptions of the problem. Given that the patch will be easy enough. The right model isn’t some diffuse committee of people mostly not paying attention, it’s 1-3 high context people with high commitment and great taste who care about the project. AI is fundamentally commoditizing software, and open source has historically been the end point of commoditization. There is going to be a lot of awesome open source coming our way.
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"Document your achievement and send to your manager" has been a "hot tech career tip" since at least 1998. But AI, amirite.
My hot tech career tip of Q3 2026 is that your end of year performance review is going to get drafted by AI. The time to start putting your accomplishments in a shared doc / folder / slack thread with your manager is this afternoon.
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"I don't understand economics, politics, or how government in the US actually works".
If I was Trump going into a big midterm loss, I would just go out with a bang: Cut entitlements & close the budget deficit It will crash the economy and he’ll be hated for 2 years—but history will remember him for saving the country.
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Als Kind hatte ich das Vergnügen, Schul-Schwimmlehrer zu haben, und... Sadisten. Es hat mich für 30 Jahre vom Schwimmen abgehalten. Schwimmen ist trotzdem nicht "lebenswichtig". Und regelmässige Projektwochen mit Sadisten klingen auch nicht wie eine gute Idee.
Mal eine andere Thematik, die mich wirklich beschäftigt: Ich bin ehrenamtliche Turntrainerin und stelle immer wieder fest, wie viele Kinder im Grundschulalter nicht sicher schwimmen können. Das halte ich für nicht akzeptabel. Schwimmen ist kein Hobby, sondern eine lebenswichtige Fähigkeit. Und es reicht nicht, Kindern irgendwann in der 3. Klasse ein paar Monate Schwimmunterricht anzubieten und das Thema danach abzuhaken. Mein Vorschlag: Jedes Halbjahr zwei Wochen intensiver Schwimmunterricht – wie eine Projektwoche, von Klasse 1 bis 4. Das Ziel darf nicht sein: „Schwimmunterricht wurde angeboten.“ Das Ziel muss sein: „Das Kind kann sicher schwimmen.“
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Funny thing: This is good advice for humans too. ASD-STE100 and RFC 2119 exist for a reason
We'll be spending a lot more time trying to understand the outputs of language models. A few thoughts, tips & tricks: Writing. Something I've had success with: Ask your LLM to explain something in ASD-STE100, it's a controlled language specification originally developed for aerospace maintenance documentation. LLMs well-versed in this language and it comes with heavy constraints on clean writing style that I often find a lot more readable. Sometimes I've tried to soften it a bit e.g. ask for "80% of the way to ASD-STE100" because the spec is quite stringent. But even better: Diagrams / images. Instead of writing, ask your LLM to create a diagram. These can be a lot easier to process, parse, and understand. But even better: Web pages. Ask for output "in HTML" to get a beautiful, interactive webpage. LLMs are getting really good at frontend and can create beautiful experiences, animations, etc. But even better: Explainer videos. The output format I am most bullish on is fully custom / bespoke explainer videos generated on any arbitrary topic. Experiment with things like "Create a 3b1b style video explainer on X. Use my ElevenLabs API key for audio narration". (you'd need an API key for the latter or you can ask your LLM to find you decent free alternatives that use your local compute). This is actually starting to work! In summary: - As LLMs get better, they will do more and more of the legwork autonomously, and a lot more of our work will rise up the abstractions into oversight and understanding. - Luckily, LLMs can help here too because as intelligence and code are increasingly abundant, you can ask for large, custom, discardable software artifacts (e.g. web apps, video explainers) that would have never made sense to create before. Push the boundaries here and you'll be surprised.
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The problem with tech, in a nutshell.
Replying to @Pontifex @lndnbknr
„Algorithms lack the spark of humanity”. What does it even mean? That’s just an empty phrase without any meaning.
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Sweet summer child. Getting a compiler to produce stable output is hard work. You'll have that one unstable sort. Somebody emits a timestamp or a GUID somewhere. There's fun stuff like the STOKE optimizer. Compilers only produce the "same" software for some values of "same".
I keep hearing this nonsense, that English is the new programming language, and Ai is a "compiler". Okay. If you're right, then the same English should give you the same software every time. That's what a compiler does. It doesn't. The same prompt with the same model but you get different outputs. A compiler doesn't guess what you meant while Ai does. Prove me wrong. Give it the same English twice and get the same software.
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I'm deeply curious who those people are who think "Oooh, nuclear disaster! I know, first thing I do I'll have a hair spa day!" Also, let's hope you'll never need that tidbit of knowledge.
You shouldn‘t wash your hair with conditioner after a nuclear disaster: conditioner contains cationic surfactants, which bind to radioactive particles and can trap them in your hair.
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Sign in via email confirmation is the stupidest idea, and you should stop doing it in your products.
Man, I am not sure how I feel about this one!
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One of the weirdest things you find out as you lead large teams: Many of the things you learned as a kid about social behavior come back to bite you. Today's edition: "Don't let other people do work you can do yourself". No, Rachel, please accept delegation is a valid choice.
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Let's just stop and ponder how impressive this really is for Europe: they have created a product that is demonstrably worse than Teams.
The European Commission has rolled out an alternative to Microsoft Teams. But officials using it aren't impressed, with one describing the tool as “absolute shit.” vist.ly/5kje9
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On third thought, congrats to the OAI nerd who managed to smuggle "dot product" into the naming. Well done.
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Or you just type "flight sfo to lax tomorrow" into your search box and be done in 30 seconds. But, yeah, you can totes blabber for 5 minutes too if that makes you happy. Also: I love AI agents. But can we FUCKING PLEASE find a use case that isn't flights/restaurants/weddings?
dots demo. Now... with better WiFi.
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