Forsaken warrior..... Spreading love and kindness and truth and love ......
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*Almost choking to death on the biggest piece of gum youve ever seen* Appllghphhhh. Plllllohppphpb phohlhllmm mmlgpllgllplpppp
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Coffee. Black. No sugar or cream. Damn. this sucks ass. Add sugar and cream. Wow this still sucks ass. new cup. Choccy milk. Damn. That tastes wonderful. a creamy delight.
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Some people have a "Backup" person if they break up with their partner. I have a perfect clone in a vat in my basement that i update weekly with a copy of my girlfriends consciousness. I know its not technically her but if anything happens i can at least pretend.
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Ive been to three Army Surplus stores and not one nuclear bomb to be found whats the point
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This guy was eating his dinner when the CIA came and stuck metal bars through his arms and twisted them until they broke off
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Notice how he did it after she took her shoe off #reletablecharacter
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Hrrgghgrghh.. (flexes bicep) arent u forgetting someone? (Muscled grin)
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