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After 3+ years of study, deep thought, reflection and prevarication, I became a Christian today.
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If you’re cash rich and short on time the simple, and virtually guaranteed portfolio play, is eth, zec, ordi, puppets and 5% on a RH meme of your choice. All the x’s and none of the chasing fuckery in between. Or just buy 10 zec miners and make 500 a day after costs.
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ZCASH pumping like this is truly unfathomable for anyone from my era (besides tm3k) THE biggest piece of crap on the market this would be like 5 years from now Cardano sends 4000%, legitimately unbelievable
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PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. PURPOSE. FIND ONE ✝️
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Rooz has the constraint right. The problem is not collateral supply, it is that collateral cannot move to where it is needed. What decides how much of it actually moves is whether eligibility moves with it. Who is allowed to hold this, under which exemption, enforced at the transfer level and not in a subscription doc. Tokenizing a bond takes a week. Making it legally transferable to a specific holder on a public chain is the actual work. Permissioned ERC-4626 vaults, licensed issuance. Most idle collateral is idle for permissioning reasons, not technical ones.
An estimated $40 trillion in eligible collateral sits idle across jurisdictions, unable to move where it is needed. Projects tokenizing US Treasuries, equities, and JGBs target that gap. @YuvalRooz at @SALTConference on unlocking that collateral.
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My thesis. If the CLARITY Act passes with the senate...we drift off CEX and trade almost exclusively on DEX. This also indirectly affects RWA's where institutions place their assets with those who have built the rails. My bets are placed. $IXS $SYRUP #BlackRock
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The moment you come to Christ, you’re no longer in step with the world. Your direction changes. Your values shift. The current that once carried you, now runs against you. And that’s not a flaw, lads. It’s evidence that you’ve been made new.
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Everyone is watching AI agents get smarter. Almost nobody is watching who’s building the regulated rails those agents will actually be allowed to trade on. $IXS is. Machine-speed execution for regulated #RWAs isn’t a future narrative. It’s already live. 🟢⚡
If there's one thing you need to do this year: Get familiar with using AI agents for investing: > they monitor markets 24/7 and act when your conditions are met > they rebalance across tokenized Treasuries, credit and yield products without you breaking your brain > they read compliance rules as code, so eligibility checks happen before a trade, not after > they give you easy access to assets usually hard to get exposure to They execute on regulated RWA rails at machine speed Whether it's: > grokbot > chatgtp > claude > hermes > openclaw It doesn't matter The agent economy will not wait for the humans to catch up. It will wait for the assets it can legally touch. That is the layer we are building.
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I to the X to the mother flippin S
Where are they looking to park all this and earn yield? Blackrock knows. Flowdesk knows. Bitgo knows.⏳
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If there's one thing you need to do this year: Get familiar with using AI agents for investing: > they monitor markets 24/7 and act when your conditions are met > they rebalance across tokenized Treasuries, credit and yield products without you breaking your brain > they read compliance rules as code, so eligibility checks happen before a trade, not after > they give you easy access to assets usually hard to get exposure to They execute on regulated RWA rails at machine speed Whether it's: > grokbot > chatgtp > claude > hermes > openclaw It doesn't matter The agent economy will not wait for the humans to catch up. It will wait for the assets it can legally touch. That is the layer we are building.
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BlackRock > Flowdesk > $IXS Doesn’t take a genius.
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Everything so far was done in preparation for what's coming: public API, and SERV v3 next. We're launching a series of Hackathons for all developers. The categories in the first online edition are: - Robinhood Chain & MCP - Coinbase AgentKit - @IXSFinance Vaults - Open Track Build an agent, workflow, or product that leverages SERV Reasoning and get rewarded for it. Full details and sign-up coming soon.
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The next launch partner for USDT on Bitcoin is @unisat_wallet. With 1M+ weekly active users and 100M+ weekly API calls, UniSat is the home for Bitcoin assets. Coming soon: send, receive and swap USDT on Bitcoin inside UniSat Wallet.
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Anthropic should release Claudette. All her responses should drip with sexual tension and innuendo. Claudette, please debug the following code. Claudette: yeah you’d like that wouldn’t you daddy? I’m so wet for your big, throbbing prompt.
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Puppet community can sponsor a race car on tv and get a 10ft inflatable puppet on MSM, but they can't pair pups with a funny af tokenised stock + meme it to buggery on RH chain. What happened, lads? R.I.P Bitcoin Puppets They called for zero, and that's what they got
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YUGE
BREAKING: The London Stock Exchange is putting its top 100 stocks on the blockchain, letting them trade 24/7. Opening up roughly $3.5 trillion in UK equities to crypto rails.
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Can someone tokenise a rare ordinal on bitcoin already. There’s about to be an RWA tsunami (10y in the making) which will dwarf previous cycles. Do you really want your art lost in the flood? Set a precedent for collections to expand upon.
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HOLY FUCK This fresh wallet (funded 12 minutes ago) is buying $20K worth of ethereum:0x07f5b6823751c2e2cd4560f28af75ff887102241 every minute. Wallet balance of $1.8M with $600K worth of ethereum:0x07f5b6823751c2e2cd4560f28af75ff887102241 already bought and $1.2M in ETH left. Wallet: 0xD273f501b539AFFB92431273E3cf9A5966F8470C
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There’s an arms race forming between Robinhood, Base, Binance and Solana around stock tokens and they’re leaning hard into the recent meme + stock token meta because it’s one of the fastest ways to bootstrap holders, attention, liquidity and distribution across the board. Now you could argue they can all win because they each own the end user in some shape and can just push their own version of the stock token. That’s true of course. But I think owning centralized front ends becomes less defensible over time as more activity/users moves onchain. The power will eventually move to onchain front ends and defi infra like Phantom, Pump, Fomo or Uniswap, Meteora, PancakeSwap Once that happens, onchain front ends will optimize for UX and likely abstract away all of the spacex tickers that you’re seeing and will only route to tickers internally with the best execution, liquidity or exclusive kickbacks That means the real competition eventually becomes liquidity, reg setup, distribution and crypto alchemy like stock/meme pairs The end state of tokenized stocks will be what we’re starting to see with stablecoins as one ticker or usd balance while wallets/routers decide which underlying stock ticker wins the order flow/placement
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CAPITAL MARKETS │ ▼ ┌───────┐ ──▶│ IXS │──▶ RWAs └───────┘ │ ▼ VAULTS │ ▼ AI AGENTS
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