"Pewdiepie is trooning out his son! He betrayed us!"
No, he is not. You are just completely mind-raped and retarded and should probably go talk to real people and touch some grass.
I frequently lay on top of Kate with all of my bodyweight. The deep pressure calms her nervous system, quiets racing thoughts, and releases oxytocin which lowers cortisol. We call it GLP-Bryan.