American students have experienced far more learning loss from testing than they ever will from the pandemic.

Checking in on Republicans’ closing message before the midterms…

RIP Patrick Stewart 🤍

BREAKING: Labor leader, feminist and civil rights icon Dolores Huerta has died at 96. apnews.com/article/dolores-h…

elmo doing an impression of lorne michaels is actually killing me so bad bc why is it good

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

Trump on Republicans denouncing Vivek's ad: "They don't know the facts…Why shouldn't somebody use that?" Reporter: "Do the sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you?" Trump: "Wait, wait, wait, wait, slow down. Who are you with?" Reporter: "I'm with NBC." Trump: "One of the worst networks you have." Reporter: "There are very serious sexual abuse allegations." Trump: "Quiet!" Reporter: "They make no difference to you?" Trump: "You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?"

Haliburton was emotional after dropping 23 PTS and 12 AST in his return 🥺 Glad to have you back, Hali 🙌

Zero Doubt.

We found Wu-Tang's infamous 1-of-1 album, "Once Upon A Time in Shaolin" — once purchased by pharma bro Martin Shkreli — and played it for Method Man (and you) for the first time.

Even if I don't use ai, even if I never fucking touch it, I still have to live in its secondhand smoke and it pisses me off so fucking bad

This is brutal This all seems to be one big humiliation ritual after another

It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.

P.S. The Tetris Company was not involved in the creation of ‘Build the Wall’. P.P.S. We take copyright infringement very seriously.

jellyfish: ay yo get off my head !!🪼 crab: 67!!!67!!!!!!!!!🦀

I like tattoos and think yours are well done. I'm curious what inspired you to get the opening line of Mrs. Dalloway tattooed on your arm. Dalloway, as you know, is buying flowers for her dinner party. But it's at the dinner party where she wrestles with her homosexual memories of, and desires for, her friend Sally. Although you voted for gay marriage twice, you've made disparaging remarks about gay people. Would that book, written by a bisexual feminist, not be against your moral values?

Residents in northern Broad Ripple are being asked to evacuate their homes as the flood wall will be closed due to rising water levels on the White River. Residents are asked to be out of their homes by 9:30 p.m. on Friday.

soon as i become an adult mfs wanna have this hunger games ass government

We gotta start walking in places and loudly saying “$20 for a SANDWICH????” and then immediately walking back out

you can charge $20 for a sandwich now, even if it’s not that good. you didn’t used to be able to charge $20 for a sandwich — especially if it wasn’t that good — but you can now