A well-paying job is the best hedge against bad investment decisions… until they turn into good ones. $BTC $QQQ

Everyone posts about ETH/BTC. Can SOL/BTC get a little love? Look at that beauty. $SOL $BTC

In times of uncertainty, here’s what we need to do. Step one: buy Bitcoin. Step two: find a hobby. Step three: master the hobby. By then you should be up on Bitcoin. Don’t overcomplicate it. $BTC

Woke up to: $BTC +1% $ETH +3% $SOL +6% Textbook rotation. Capital sliding down the risk curve while we slept! Let’s get it! 🚀

Never cared about Meta, but the Muse might be the closest thing we’ve got to a real Digimon Digivice. 90s kids, rejoice. $META

I keep saying you can’t time the market. Then I also say I’ll wait for a bigger dip. 😬 Malane, stop being a weenie and practice what you preach. Smashing that buy on @River. $BTC

Not sure if the markets are “recovering” this morning or if I’m just too bullish and every pump now reads as “we’re back!” $BTC $QQQ

I buy both depending on my identity for the day. $BTC $QQQ

Markets dropped… to where they were 2-3 days ago. Brotha wut. Haha. Days like this are fun. Everything is down together, so nothing makes you question what’s happening. Pick something you like and throw in a few bucks. Markets drop. And markets will eventually rebound. $BTC $SPY

Red day? Don’t mind if I do. 🛒 Crypto and equities have both been running too hot too fast, so a little dip is nice. Reset fear and greed a bit. Buy at a better price. $BTC $QQQ

Anyone else have a sweet tooth but love black coffee? Nothing better than a hot cup of joe with a small treat on the side.

To be honest, it’s hard to get non-technical people into Bitcoin… or crypto in general. Doing my best with my brother and sister, who are kind of idiots (love you guys if you’re reading this). My onboarding speech: 1. Nobody needs your crypto info. No bank, no “support,” nobody. The scams never stop. 🥷 2. Not your keys, not your coins. Cold storage. Coinbase is cool, but exchanges can blow up. 💳 3. Write the seed phrase on paper. No screenshots. Guard it in a fireproof box. 📝 4. Wrong address = gone forever. No support line. No undo button. Goodbye. 📞 5. Price WILL dump right after you buy. Don’t panic. ⬇️ That’s just onboarding. At this point I feel like I have to recommend $IBIT. What’s your approach? Feels like an injustice not to explain the “risks” of getting into it. $BTC $ETH $SOL

River has that “Smash buy $100” button staring at me. I want to hit it. I just don’t want to hit it at these prices. Waiting for a little dip first. Or do I just smash it and stop pretending I can time this. $BTC

Back from a long break. “Drove” to the office this morning. FSD on, coffee in hand, 80s on the speakers. Took the long way to think about what I’ll do when Bitcoin makes us rich. Forgot how nice that Start Self-Driving button is. $TSLA

$SPCX ended today red. Everything else green. I bought more anyway. Why? 13 hours on a plane home from Asia with no Wi-Fi. I was close to sending a carrier pigeon. Waiting on Starlink to make YouTube and FaceTime at 35,000 ft normal on every plane.

Keeping the tradition of buying a penny worth of $BTC for every Bitcoin $MSTR buys. Today I acquired 0.00010953 Bitcoin for $9.50. We’re in the big leagues now. Lmao.

Crypto is pumping hard this morning but I’m not turning off the daily DCA. Slowing it down would just be me trying to time the market. No one knows where this is going. All I can control is what I buy, what I can afford, and my mental health. Stay solvent, bros. $BTC $ETH $SOL

Just landed home from Asia. Chatted with a cool dude on the plane about investing. Brought up crypto. He said, “I bought that doggy coin a few years back. Never again. Crypto is all a scam.” Good news. Retail isn’t in yet. Sincerely, a retail pleb $BTC $ETH $SOL $DOGE

Crypto bears when you ask them about that $40k dip: $BTC $ETH $SOL

Having Sunday morning coffee. ☕️ $BTC is boring, and I’ve come to love that. DCA daily. Buy more on big red days. Wait. Index funds, gold, and bonds are boring too. The difference with Bitcoin is it’s boring… until it isn’t. 🚀

Is it just me, or did we go from doom and gloom to “we’re going to the moon” in one month? I’m bullish. Just cautious right now. $BTC $ETH $SOL