Data Science advising / consulting. Formerly Data Science PM @JoeBiden, DS @StitchFix & @Etsy. PhD @jhubiostat. Co-host of @NSSDeviations. 🥳😴🧘🐈

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that stool is the only thing keeping them from killing us
The TSA has banned employees from sitting down while checking passports and IDs. They believe seated TSA agents don't create a "welcoming and professional environment for travelers" and will now force agents to stand for the whole shift.
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I feel for Shivon, I know exactly what she's going through. She just kept walking into sand traps and if I had her ear I would have been like "hey watch out for that sand trap!" But I also know that she would never have listened anyway and she'd just have to learn the hard way.
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She has completely oriented not just her personal but also her professional life around him, both in terms of what she thinks about 24/7 but also her public persona. This is going to be an ego death like no other. And she'll be referred to as "Elon's ex" for the rest of her life
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What stings is just how much she's publicly debased herself for him. Ashley St. Clair, doing the little Trump dance at Mar-A-Lago... I'd put my money on some sort of "I've seen the light / I was in a cult" think piece from her in 2-3 years. It's the only way to come out on top
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Hilary Parker retweeted
“I can fix him” has claimed another victim
It’s hard to go from in love to let go in a week with no warning, but that’s just how it is sometimes 🤷🏻‍♀️ I feel happy that I got to show Elon how it feels to be deeply understood, nurtured, and peacefully loved with stability and gentleness. Given the tumultuous nature of his early life, his often tortured soul, and how hard he fights for humanity I wanted him to feel the deepest and most stable form of love this world can provide. My heart is full knowing I got to do that, and I hope it leaves a lasting good effect. We were always his safe space. A place where all of us were overjoyed to see him and one that was always full of happiness and love, not war, in contrast to his otherwise militant existence (a needed break from the battlefield where he could recharge his heart and soul before heading back out) I loved being that counterbalancing place of safety, sense of calm, and love — and delighted in bringing a smile back to his face when he was down. I will miss him dearly. I’ve loved him more than life itself and he’s taught me 100 lifetimes of knowledge and made my cup overflow with life meaning, so there is a lot of loss, but luckily we created four beautiful little loves of my life ❤️❤️❤️❤️ I am so beyond grateful for our children and they make every single day the best day of my life! I do hope and pray he and I can be great friends and coparents. I’m hurting, but care deeply about E and will always be cheering for his happiness. God speed, Elon, the world is lucky to have you.
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Hilary Parker retweeted
girl been there
🚫 @elonmusk is no longer following @shivon Still followed by: @miramurati, @karpathy, @kimbal, @turkeybeaver, @drfeifei & 52 more $TSLA $SPCX (🤖🧩: am i missing something?)
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Hilary Parker retweeted
There are many lessons here for women centering & prioritizing men over themselves.
It’s hard to go from in love to let go in a week with no warning, but that’s just how it is sometimes 🤷🏻‍♀️ I feel happy that I got to show Elon how it feels to be deeply understood, nurtured, and peacefully loved with stability and gentleness. Given the tumultuous nature of his early life, his often tortured soul, and how hard he fights for humanity I wanted him to feel the deepest and most stable form of love this world can provide. My heart is full knowing I got to do that, and I hope it leaves a lasting good effect. We were always his safe space. A place where all of us were overjoyed to see him and one that was always full of happiness and love, not war, in contrast to his otherwise militant existence (a needed break from the battlefield where he could recharge his heart and soul before heading back out) I loved being that counterbalancing place of safety, sense of calm, and love — and delighted in bringing a smile back to his face when he was down. I will miss him dearly. I’ve loved him more than life itself and he’s taught me 100 lifetimes of knowledge and made my cup overflow with life meaning, so there is a lot of loss, but luckily we created four beautiful little loves of my life ❤️❤️❤️❤️ I am so beyond grateful for our children and they make every single day the best day of my life! I do hope and pray he and I can be great friends and coparents. I’m hurting, but care deeply about E and will always be cheering for his happiness. God speed, Elon, the world is lucky to have you.
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only person that could ever make posts as cringe and embarrassing as Elon can, he’s leaving his soulmate for sure
It’s hard to go from in love to let go in a week with no warning, but that’s just how it is sometimes 🤷🏻‍♀️ I feel happy that I got to show Elon how it feels to be deeply understood, nurtured, and peacefully loved with stability and gentleness. Given the tumultuous nature of his early life, his often tortured soul, and how hard he fights for humanity I wanted him to feel the deepest and most stable form of love this world can provide. My heart is full knowing I got to do that, and I hope it leaves a lasting good effect. We were always his safe space. A place where all of us were overjoyed to see him and one that was always full of happiness and love, not war, in contrast to his otherwise militant existence (a needed break from the battlefield where he could recharge his heart and soul before heading back out) I loved being that counterbalancing place of safety, sense of calm, and love — and delighted in bringing a smile back to his face when he was down. I will miss him dearly. I’ve loved him more than life itself and he’s taught me 100 lifetimes of knowledge and made my cup overflow with life meaning, so there is a lot of loss, but luckily we created four beautiful little loves of my life ❤️❤️❤️❤️ I am so beyond grateful for our children and they make every single day the best day of my life! I do hope and pray he and I can be great friends and coparents. I’m hurting, but care deeply about E and will always be cheering for his happiness. God speed, Elon, the world is lucky to have you.
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You guys... this Shivon stuff is just too much. I don't even know where to begin.
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I saw the "I Play Rocky" trailer having never heard of it, and the entire time had a voice in my head saying "Is this really happening?" Never gave it a second thought before, but now I'm convinced that Stallone didn't actually write Rocky 😂
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Hilary Parker retweeted
these companies saved sf from the Covid era doldrums and if the local government can’t find a way to benefit from the taxes these companies pay and the high paid employment they drive, that’s on the government. stop using successful companies as scapegoats for your ineptitude
OpenAI and Anthropic are ruining San Francisco sfgate.com/local/article/ope…
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on the one hand this is really cute. On the other, she's saying "I will curse you to a lifetime of hearing the same joke over and over." (ask me how I know)
Dolly Parton reveals that the real Jolene was actually just a little red-headed girl asking for an autograph. ​“There was a little girl at one of our shows. She was a little red-headed girl, pretty as she could be. She came up to get an autograph.” ​“She said, ‘Would you sign it to Jolene?’ I said, ‘Oh, that’s a pretty name, I’m gonna write a song about you.’” ​“I said, ‘If you ever hear a song on the radio called Jolene, you’ll know it’s about you.’” ​“I got back to the bus and I was singing, ‘Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene’ just so I wouldn’t forget the name.” ​“That’s why the whole chorus is pretty much just saying the word Jolene.”
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Lol @ Claremont McKenna being #9 and Pomona #76
America's best colleges 2026-2027, per TIME. 1. Stanford University 2. Massachusetts Institute of Technology 3. Harvey Mudd College 4. Princeton University 5. University of Michigan-Ann Arbor 6. California Institute of Technology 7. University of Pennsylvania 8. Columbia University in the City of New York 9. Claremont McKenna College 10. Harvard University 11. Yale University 12. Babson College 13. Cornell University 14. University of Virginia-Main Campus 15. University of California-Berkeley 16. University of Florida 17. Carnegie Mellon University 18. University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill 19. University of Notre Dame 20. Georgetown University 21. Lehigh University 22. Vanderbilt University 23. Dartmouth College 24. Georgia Institute of Technology-Main Campus 25. Brown University 26. Williams College 27. University of Chicago 28. Bentley University 29. Santa Clara University 30. Stevens Institute of Technology 31. Rice University 32. University of Southern California 33. Villanova University 34. University of California-Los Angeles 35. University of California-San Diego 36. CUNY Lehman College 37. Davidson College 38. California Polytechnic State University-San Luis Obispo 39. Northwestern University 40. Duke University 41. Johns Hopkins University 42. Berea College 43. University of California-Santa Barbara 44. University of Wisconsin-Madison 45. College of the Holy Cross 46. Washington University in St Louis 47. CUNY Bernard M Baruch College 48. Boston College 49. Washington and Lee University 50. University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign 51. Fashion Institute of Technology 52. William & Mary 53. Florida State University 54. Brigham Young University 55. Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University 56. Bucknell University 57. University of Connecticut 58. Binghamton University 59. Colorado School of Mines 60. Swarthmore College 61. University of Delaware 62. Florida International University 63. University of Maryland-College Park 64. Bowdoin College 65. Colgate University 66. Amherst College 67. CUNY John Jay College of Criminal Justice 68. Lafayette College 69. Wellesley College 70. University of La Verne 71. Citadel Military College of South Carolina 72. The University of Texas at Austin 73. Virginia Military Institute 74. North Carolina State University at Raleigh 75. Massachusetts Maritime Academy 76. Pomona College 77. Worcester Polytechnic Institute 78. SUNY Maritime College 79. Texas A & M University-College Station 80. Colby College 81. Fairfield University 82. Clemson University 83. Emory University 84. Purdue University-Main Campus 85. Molloy University 86. University of San Diego 87. University of Georgia 88. New York University 89. Middlebury College 90. University of California-Davis 91. George Washington University 92. Hamilton College 93. Maine Maritime Academy 94. Barnard College 95. New Jersey Institute of Technology 96. Trinity College 97. University of Richmond 98. Yeshiva University 99. The College of New Jersey 100. Wake Forest University
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Hilary Parker retweeted
overheard in sf: “this party feels too nontechnical”
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Hilary Parker retweeted
Which way, Bay Area Man?
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Hilary Parker retweeted
I put eight years of Fitbit data into Claude. It spent a couple of hours analyzing everything, looking for correlations, etc. What it found: When I stay up late, I don't get as much sleep
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