Astra helped me win an argument i had with my fianceé on whether glasses dry faster right-side-up or upside-down after dishwashing by simulating the physics of the water molecules and nearby air humidity thank you @OpenAI ❤️🥹

Sep 6, 2026 · 1:18 AM UTC

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Replying to @iamBarronRoth @OpenAI
ah, the classic dish washer physics dispute. very familiar.
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what side were you on
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Replying to @iamBarronRoth @OpenAI
Isn’t this super obvious?
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then what do you think is the answer
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One small step for science. One giant leap toward sleeping on the couch.
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Now you're divorced
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simulations are awesome, and it's cool you did this. I just want to check: are you also running an informal test with real glasses? sometimes reality diverges so far from simulations
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Replying to @iamBarronRoth @OpenAI
and what was the answer
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we can declare AGI when it tells you she’s right. no simulation needed.
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i’m assuming the wedding isn’t happening then
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I’ve never left the glass right side up and not had it with drops of water at the bottom after an annoyingly long period of time
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my fiancée needs to know the answer
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This is how you know we don't have AGI. If ai had figured women out it wouldn't try to argue with logic
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How’s the relationship going though?
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ask Astra the half-life of fianceé using Astra to get a 100% win rate on every fight.
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@OpenAI fixing one relationship at a time
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The correct answer has nothing to do with physics. In food service everything is kept upside down to prevent cross contamination
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So what did the science say?
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Can you publish?
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I’m going to go out on a limb and say she maybe did not enjoy that as much as you did?
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“/goal I want to sleep on the couch tonight”
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You didnt win, you lost with the facts on your side. Not the same thing. Hopefully you'll get this figured out before the transition from fiancee to wife. Rooting for you bro.
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Replying to @iamBarronRoth @OpenAI
Why would you put glasses upright in the dishwasher? They just fill up with dirty dishwater
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Replying to @iamBarronRoth @OpenAI
Next experiment: toilet paper: over or under?
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Replying to @iamBarronRoth @OpenAI
Why are you arguing with your dish washer?
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This is the exact use case Astra was designed for
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You think you won. That's so sweet.
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I usually start upside down to help drain the water and then after like 10 minutes i set it normally. Can you test if my flipping glass technique mid process is working or am I wasting time? Cheers!
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Or you can do an empirical test. Also, it seems like the answer is clear: water vapor goes up. You want it to be able to escape
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Its more about water spots than drying speed..
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You don’t win disputes with your fiancé.
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I hope she enjoyed the 30min PowerPoint presentation and can only assume she was swayed by logic...
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Replying to @iamBarronRoth @OpenAI
Astra simulated the water molecules and air humidity, but did it simulate your fiancée remembering that you publicly announced you won the argument?
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