BREAKING: The Supreme Court allowed the Trump administration to resume its expanded voter citizenship verification program, which lets states use Social Security records to check voters' citizenship. Justices Sotomayor, Kagan, and Jackson dissented.

When you hide something this far and wide, something terrible happened in the #HouseOfEpstein - Horrific #Abuse, #Rape, a child Died - it reaches into The White House... - and the @GOP #Congress is #Complicit. 🙏💔And may God Rest the little soul that Trump dumped into the icy waters of Lake Michigan. The same man who killed Roe v. Wade. 🚨All under the approving eye of the @GOP. #GirlFromKansasAndTexas

Markwayne Mullin: "We're arresting pedophiles every single day"

You left out the third option, which is also the most likely option: A brief period of face-peeling inflation, which is how Israel did it in the 1980s (and is perhaps more interesting given how we seem to be following Israeli advice on foreign policy these days):

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 President Trump says every adult US citizen will receive a $5,000 "dividend" if Republicans win the midterms. With around 245 million adult citizens, the plan could cost roughly $1.2 TRILLION. For perspective, that’s more than America spends annually on interest on its national debt and roughly 16% of the entire federal budget.

Jason Selvig: “What’s Donald Trump’s greatest accomplishment in his first year and a half?”

Trump supporter: “Trump’s done a lot of things. Number one, a lot of people don’t realize, he got our country back because we’ve been under the reign of Great Britain the last 125 years, they destroyed the evidence” JS: “Wait, we’ve been under the reign of Great Britain?” TS: “That’s why King Charles come here, he thought he was going to manipulate Donald Trump. And Trump went along with him cause that’s who he is. But that’s what the 250 years was really about was we got our country back. You just gon have to research just like I did. It’s true”

Any questions, MAGA? 🇺🇸