🧵 Diving deep into the “Heart Attack” DLMM Strategy: Extracting Max Fees on @MeteoraAG DLMM I used it a lot this month to earn 372.2% more than my avg! Here’s how it works, why it works, and exactly when to use it. (+ what the Metis Router is really doing behind the scenes)

It's @MeteoraAG season. God DAMN

2026 vibes

Finally, we are starting to see more intellectual individuals launching memecoins. 🪰

RHC's @deltaliquidity announces buy-back & burn with the now 7.5% cut on your fees earned, tying protocol activity to its token. Glad I am 1 of the LPs who got to take a (small) portion of the 1st $1m in fees generated on this protocol. Yes it's a layer on top of uniswap, but it works. +70% ROI on my 1st week using it. Not saying buy it - just commenting & sharing. Used it, it works, it's profitable but early still too. Prob miss-understood in the last run up (it's not yet a parallel to Meteora - they don't have their own pools yet). But with current AI models, who knows how much and how quickly a small team like this can build complicated LP products that just a few months ago seemed impossible for anyone to do with 2-3 people.

Wow. This was a wild ride and it was sketchy af! RH is quite fun...

The summons went out. You saw who answered. But that wasn’t the full roster. This final teaser reveals some of the names we held back, plus the tools joining us for the run. 🏃 Meteora Marathon kicks off Aug 29 at 00:00 UTC. 24 hours. 24 speakers. Advanced LP strategies. 📅 Aug 29–30 🔒 LP Army Private ONLY Register: luma.com/2ki7jxvl No LP Army Private role yet? Get it here: lparmy.com/academy

GMetturk $200 to $37k in 20 days challenge continues Over the last 20 days, the market gave us plenty of good opportunities, so I’ve been LPing pretty heavily across both DAMMv2 and DLMM on @MeteoraAG the final numbers: 20 days • 799 positions closed • 60% win rate • $71k fees farmed 💰 • $37k total PnL 📈 but there’s obviously another side to it. taking high-risk positions also means the losses can get expensive when things go wrong. during this period, I had 3 days where I finished down more than $1k, and one of them was a $2k+ losing day. after days like that, I think one of the most important things is not waking up and obsessing over yesterday’s loss. zoom out and look at how the whole week or even the whole month is going. focus on the bigger picture. another thing that helps me a lot: the LP videos I post are actually something I record primarily for myself. after a great position or a terrible one, going back and watching it is one of the best ways to analyze what I did right and what I did wrong. when you’re inside a position, emotions affect your decisions. once it’s closed, you can look at the exact same situation much more rationally. that’s why I keep reviewing recordings of my own positions and trying to reduce the mistakes I repeat. on August 8th, at the start of this 20-day challenge, I started with the TOAD heart attack DLMM that I also shared on Twitter. 2 SOL → 36 SOL. after that, I only kept as much SOL(20-30) in my trading wallet as I actually needed and continuously moved profits somewhere I wouldn’t touch them. this way, even while taking high-risk positions, I knew that even if the entire trading wallet got wiped, I’d still be profitable when looking at the bigger picture. that alone makes it much easier to take positions comfortably without feeling like every trade is putting everything at risk. LPing is also a lot about momentum. if I start having losing days or losing positions back to back, I reassess the market conditions. if the environment no longer feels suitable, I reduce my risk and scale the wallet back down. but stepping back just because I had one losing day is also a mistake. if I had stopped LPing after my first $1k or $2k losing day or immediately switched back to tiny positions out of fear I wouldn’t have ended this period with anywhere near the same profit. I usually only start seriously thinking about reducing risk if I’ve closed 3 days in a row in the red. but when I’m on a streak of profitable days and the market keeps giving opportunities, I don’t want to step back too early either. I try to maximize that window while it lasts. 📈 losses are part of the process. you can’t expect the upside without accepting that some days will go completely against you. the goal isn’t to avoid every loss. it’s to make sure the wins outweigh them when you zoom out. wishing you all profitable LPs ,thanks for reading 🫡

Honk!!! They did me & the gooses like a Marvel post-credits scene! Lfg! Excited to be hosting 1hr of the upcoming @met_lparmy Meteora Marathon which starts 00:00 UTC on the 29th of August.

Do your fucking homework already. Just log your top 10 met tweets

Pretty damn cool! @AlekssRG wen DLMM instant replay? 😘

Proud of @satsmonkes taking this step! Very useful tool suite for LPs (been helping test it for a while now) - accessible by using his MET referral code. Back pre TGE @MeteoraAG was fielding ideas for $MET use cases. I suggested utility by way of getting 3rd-party tools to charge users in $MET or at least offer discount... Referral system I suppose is another way to do it & I wonder if it will be fruitful enough. Make a tool that helps people make more fees > get a cut of their fees. Pretty cool, but what if multiple tools do it and users want to use more than 1?

LOVE IT @met_lparmy i'm calling it "blend" here if you can actually do the custom mixers, let users name them, re-use them, and share them, could be a cool viral loop claude.ai/code/artifact/db50…

The Meteora Marathon 🏁 24 hours. 24 speakers. One hour each. Advanced LP strategies + the third-party tools serious LPs should know. Hosted by @Heavymetalcook6, @MichaelZogot and many more. 📅 Aug 29–30 🔒 LP Army Private rank ONLY Graduate the Academy. Earn your rank. Get access. Register 👉 luma.com/2ki7jxvl

Axiom just made it easier to crime in the trenches. So I did the opposite. I went through every aged wallet listed for sale and found 4,817 wallets. I compiled them into free blocklists to help small, broke traders like me identify and avoid bundles. Three .txt files are available: raw, Axiom import and terminal import formats. github.com/solguala/crimewal… Bookmark it. Share it. Protect the trenches.

Fantastic article that puts into words so many of my muddled opinions about the working world/economy today and added a new one to my lexicon: Yolofolio

RT from old thread cus it still holds true. Double dump appears on memecoin charts over and over and over...

the biggest difference between previous cycles and this cycle is simple the rate of token creation if there’s a pool of capital and there’s only a couple hundred tokens, the average lifespan and ceiling for the avg. token is higher that same pool of capital divided by millions of tokens per day, obviously longevity and ceiling will be lower the new era of infinite token production disproportionately benefits rotators, chronically online users, and kol’s. the difference is the decentralization of “insiders” this cycle. last cycle the insiders were primarily tapped into the Silicon Valley deal faucet the game was to privately invest and launch governance tokens at 1000x multiples and relentlessly dump billions on CEXs, while running retail WAGMI marketing campaigns the core of 2021 crypto marketing was: -complex tokenomics (high fdv, low float) -status signaling (vc’s + exchange listings) -HODL because crypto is disrupting the world core of post-2024 crypto marketing: -standardized tokenomics (bonding curve + 1B tokens) -status signaling (kol’s + tracked wallets) -make money now, because it’s all going to zero the current state of crypto is a direct response to the cycles of the past. so there is some irony in the OGs blaming the new generation, as if it’s not a result of their own generation’s actions but i guess, that’s just how every generation is about the next ones, maybe we’re all just getting old.

Nothing worse than being busy IRL when markets are hot. 😭