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(trying to describe spiderman quickly) He shoots Ropes
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"Yall hoes treat niggas like a death row meal i treat niggas like charcuterie" #REAL
Megan thee stallion has so many funny bars. Just heard “ho u a copy of me, u a doodle” and burst out laughing
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let him enjoy it because he got bout five years before it’s time to start waking up at 8am for the rest of his life
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RT @_NikSpace: I’m screaming, I would read my own autobiography if I could
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You can say "I like pancakes" and somebody will say "I like pancakes, too"
Now you have a new friend who can go eat pancakes with you
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becoming a landlord just to force people to read my unsolicited opinions while leaving for work
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boss said “let’s address the elephant in the room” and 3 people looked at me
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her putting the earring back on it so it stays
Met a very passive aggressive passenger on @delta today. Immediately angry about my using the armrest before takeoff.
She installed an earring on her sleeve to poke me. I didn’t mind till the turbulence when it stabbed me.
I calmly asked her to remove it, she wouldn’t, and told me I was taking up too much of my seat cause I’m a man. 🥵
This legal? Also, how do people get like this?
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