I code, l yap, I ship. software engineer. Actively looking to build cool sh*t.

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Your personal website is the new resume
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In a police station rn, half the officers are drunk. What a country..
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You’re just as important to anybody only when you’re alive. When you’re dead…..
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RT @b6rbi: your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans and the world will continue without you
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A part of me died quietly this year.
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Yeah please fuck us
fuck introverts
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Your personal website is the new resume
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No human will ever write code better than LLMs. Accept this fact, stop pretending, and move on.
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The sexual tension between me, depression, and suicide.
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This is what Peter Obi means by reducing the cost of governance.
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The sort of woman a man goes to war for: when you do what you do and she is this grateful - you go to war for her, without thinking.
Imagine as a man, you come online and you see your wife talking about you this way🥹
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A threesome but it’s me getting fucked by depression and capitalism
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Replying to @iyapicode
knock yourself outtt
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Took some inspiration from @ajanwachuku’s hero page and recreated it with a twist. Had fun building this one. Let me know what you think!
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In light mode…
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Horny individuals bookmarking this. Tut tut tut
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Yea, find objects in the GYM. What a toco toucan weighing 95 pounds
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I wonder what the other me's are up to in other dimensions
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we plenty wey landlord go pursue this december.
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Look, I'm a former escort AND slut Men straight up cannot get hard if they think you're not into it Men hesitate mid-sex if they suspect you so much as winced I promise my sample size is higher than yours, and no, most men are not into sex a woman doesn't want I am not here for women who pretend most men are passive-aggressive predators, cuz they're not
Men want to have sex with women, regardless of whether she wants it or not. Sometimes it leads to rape, although generally the fact that she is unwilling doesn't add to the enjoyment.
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