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Austin, TX, USA
Jerry Jones is the ultimate #Democrat - throws money at the problem not understanding that lack of culture will doom the @dallascowboys
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Ultra-liberal KUT in Austin has helpfully posted the ID requirements to vote in voter-ID Travis County, Texas. Those of you who oppose voter ID, please tell me which parts of this list are racist, disenfranchising, or limiting to minorities or women.
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It’s not about the zoo tickets, it’s that at some point I looked up from my paycheck and realized OH, cool, I’m apparently funding the welfare state, Big Pharma, foreign countries, “Learing Centers,” government programs I’ve never heard of, Planned Fucking Parenthood, and seventeen layers of bureaucracy whose primary function appears to be emailing each other PDFs; meanwhile, I pay taxes when I earn money, taxes when I spend money, taxes to employ people, taxes on property I ALREADY OWN, taxes go up every year anyway, the school district discovers another $75,000,000 it absolutely cannot survive without, and if I so much as raise my hand and ask whether maybe, possibly, perhaps somebody could spend slightly less money, I am informed that I hate teachers, children, puppies and probably literacy, and NOW after financing civilization itself I’m also supposed to smile and subsidize someone’s trip to see the giraffes. Know what I mean?
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Can't wait to select "No tip" for my wife's cooking.
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Saturday night in the Dome 🆚 Navy presented by @USAA 🕖 7 PM 🏟️ Alamodome 🎟️ goUTSA.com/fbtickets #210TriangleOfToughness | #Ubuntu
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🔴MARSx
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Sark tried telling everyone how good this team was 🤷
UTSA BEATS USF IN A 31-24 THRILLER 🔥 The 5-1 Roadrunners are off to their best start since the 2021 season. Major result for the American Conference and G6 CFP races.
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#TXST gooning
I know we are not suppose to like them, but Jeff Traylor is a Damn good Ball coach. They need to Build him a statue in San Antonio that man is getting it done over there with limited Resources.
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4 tickets to UTSA vs USF Section 110 Row 5 . Will include lot B parking pass. Can’t make the game so want them to go to someone who will be rowdy! Repost this for a chance to win. Will select Wednesday evening. #UTSA #UTSAFootball @UTSAAthletics @UTSAFTBL @AprilAncira @theJJPerez
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Media telling you 'Trump told Iran to bomb California' is like when they told you Elon Musk gave a Nazi salute. Media banks on the stupidity of the left
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“From the river to the sea” isn’t so fun when it’s the Seine to the Mediterranean, huh?
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This sounds like a challenge to me. Discounted tickets available through midnight. Let’s #PACKTHEDOME San Antonio and show USF just how rowdy UTSA can get. #BirdsUp Discounted 🎟️ | shorturl.at/LC6QT 🎟️ | shorturl.at/F91tP
“I don’t know how it gets so loud if there’s not a lot of people there” - South Florida Head Coach Brian Hartline
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San Antonio, we need you! Come support your hometown team this Saturday at the @Alamodome Let’s fill the stands and bring the energy only this city can bring. See y’all at the game! Purchase your tickets here: am.ticketmaster.com/utxsanan… #BirdsUp🤙🏽 | #LetsGo210
We’ve got your Saturday plans 👀 🎟️: bit.ly/4xFYmq0 #BirdsUp🤙 | #LetsGo210 | @DruryHotels
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2017: Austin spent $35 million on homelessness. 2,036 homeless counted. 2025: $118 million. 3,238 homeless. Spending more than tripled and homelessness went up 59%. If you service the homeless lifestyle, you will get more of it. The NGOs that run this system get paid by the problem of homelessness, so they have no reason to end it -- in fact, their only incentive is to make sure the problem grows.
The NGOs end up increasing the number of homeless people they manage, because that’s the only way to increase their revenue! Incentives drive outcomes. “Homeless” is a propaganda word used to describe people on the street who are mentally ill or severely addicted to drugs. The word implies that this is someone who fell a little behind on their mortgage payment and they’re one job offer away from getting back on their feet, which is obviously false if you’ve ever tried talking to a “homeless” person in SF, LA, NY, Austin or anywhere else. The honest reality is that we need to bring back asylums for extreme mental illness or drug addiction for those who are a serious danger to themselves or others.
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Capitalism is just another name for freedom. Socialism is just another name for slavery.
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Ok Longhorn and Vols fans, predict whats going to happen this Saturday! #ThisIsTexas #Hookem
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Replying to @JenRobichaux
Why is Austin funding immigration? Cc: @ICEgov @HarmeetKDhillon
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What it feels like to be a #DallasCowboys fan
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This Lions defense is ass
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