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Initial tests showed that 49ers offensive weapon Kyle Jusczyk hyperextended his knee and could miss “a couple of weeks”, per source. But he will undergo an MRI today to confirm if the initial tests are accurate.

Zach Charbonnet confirmed to NOT be debuting in Week 5. His knee, coming back from ACL reconstruction in late-February isn’t quite ready. He’s still way ahead of schedule, as most guys wouldn’t return until mid-to-late November based on when he had his surgery. His left quad is still atrophied (smaller) which is to be expected. That will return with time. Charbonnet could return anytime in the next 2-3 weeks. Seattle’s bye isn’t until Week 11, so I doubt they wait until Week 12 since they had him start practicing with the team last week (activated his 21-day window). He has to be activated in the next 2.5 weeks. If the 21 days pass and the team takes no action, the player automatically reverts to season-ending IR for the remainder of the campaign. So by Week 7 at the latest.

Lowest successful offensive play percentage Record Dolphins 37.8% 0-4 Vikings 40.2% 4-0 Commanders 41.9% 1-3 Packers 42.1% 2-2 Eagles 42.6% 2-2 Titans 43.3% 0-4 Chargers 44.1% 0-4

Tee Higgins checking twitter after going for 11-157 and only seeing himself getting juked tf out by Travis Hunter on a play that didn’t even count

QBs against the Lions so far this year: Tyler Shough: 35/56 for 410, 3 TD, 2 INT Josh Allen: 20/31 for 248, 3 TD, 0 INT Geno Smith: 31/37 for 321, 3 TD, 0 INT Bryce Young: 29/41 for 329, 2 TD, 0 INT Detroit is currently on pace to allow 5,559 passing yards and 47 pass TD

Picture Perfect. Teach Tape. Not late, helmet to the side, hit him in the chest, brace the fall with arms so you don’t get the dreaded “body weight” flag. Perfection.

One of the routes of all time

U.S. homebuyer demand is now weaker than during the 2008 housing crash. NAR's pending home sales index hit 71.2 in August, below any reading from 2008 to 2011. Contract signings are down roughly 45% from the 2020 peak and about 30% below pre-pandemic levels. Mortgage rates are the problem: signings peaked in 2021 when rates were near 3%.

More of the Cardinals' underneath game on the way this week? Opposing quarterbacks are completing 82.8% of underneath pass attempts (5th-highest) for 402 yards and two touchdowns against the Giants, per Next Gen Stats. Jacoby Brissett has thrown underneath (less than 10 air yards) on 72.7% attempts this season, the second-highest rate in the NFL. Brissett is completing a league-high 81.2% of those throws, totaling 429 yards and four touchdowns.

BREAKING: President Trump reportedly asked for Grok's opinion before invading Venezuela and capturing Nicolás Maduro, per TC

Most targets without a drop among WR this season Garrett Wilson 27 Michael Wilson 27 DeVonta Smith 26 Ja'Marr Chase 25 Jalen Coker 22 Josh Downs 22 Parker Washington 22

Ladd McConkey (foot) was spotted "walking with a limp" in the locker room following Thursday's practice. Via @krisrhim1

BREAKING: Canada says it will fast track the approval process for a new proposed crude oil export pipeline to its west coast that could generate over $14 billion a year in GDP. The pipeline is designed to diversify Canada's economy away from the US, per Reuters

Anyone notice The Big News, here? How about The Changing of the Guard in our business? Tom Pelissero gets let go by ESPN, goes to The Ringer/Netflix... and HE gets the Joey Porter Jr. scoop first before Schefter & Rapoport... biggest story in the NFL, Pelissero got it first, now.

Booty Scootin' Bhayshul Tuten 💨

I watched @LomasBrown75 block @ProFootballHOF defensive players for many seasons with my own eyes. If you think I'm a HOF player, Lomas deserves some of that credit for blocking. #LetLomasInHOF

Caught out of bounds but this Brock Purdy jump pass was nucking futs

Vikings now have ruled out WR Justin Jefferson due to an ankle injury.