This is a 5-7 football team as of today.

Hate to say it, and hear me out, because I think it’s needed, but I think we get ass blasted.

If you are afraid to run the QB because he will get hurt…don’t get a running QB. It’s that simple.

Yea I’m tired of hearing about Jordan Hare at night Give us 11am kicks for the rest of time

Dear @SECOfficiating We have a great 🏈 game coming to the Plains on Saturday between Auburn 🐅 & Florida 🐊 This game could potentially have a huge impact on the season for either program. We humbly ask to F off & let the players determine the outcome 🙏🏻 Thanks

we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours

If you believe you’re getting a $5,000 check from Donald Trump, you’re too fucking stupid to vote.

Oklahoma State QB Drew Mestemaker TOOK OVER in its upset win vs. No. 6 Oregon 🤠 • 26/43 Passing • 426 Total Yards • 3 TDs Statement Made on3.com/rivals/drew-mestemak…

THIS A SERIOUS QUESTION… Do people really exist who enjoy staying home ALL DAMN DAY, alone, without seeing or talking to NOBODY? 🤷🏾‍♂️👀😩

Crocs the greatest feet wear invented

Wait, Nolan Wells is no longer showing on this timeline!!! Changing that right now!! ⚖JUSTICE FOR NOLAN

WHAT A FINISH! SAMI ZAYN IS YOUR NEW WWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION! #WWE #SMACKDOWN

first three-interception game of Byrum Brown's career, and it comes in his Auburn debut

Auburn's offensive line so far...

If I see you wearing a Gulf of America or Lake America shirt, I automatically know you’re a fucking idiot.

They ain’t ready for DJ

I went to my bank the other day to withdraw $2,000 in cash for a trip. Bank employee: "Hi, what are you taking this money out for?" Me: "Hi, because I need some cash." Bank employee: "I need something more specific to put in the system." Me: “Oh, I'm going on a trip.” Bank employee: “Why would you need that much cash if you're going on a trip?” Me: “Does it really matter?” Bank employee: "I'm just trying to understand what you'll be using it for." Me: “…...?” Bank employee: "Let me go check with my manager" I waited over 20 minutes, at that point, it didn't even feel like my own money. I just left and figured it out with a friend.