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so great that they decided to do a free "remaster" for Witcher 3, a game that looked incredible, ran at like 100+FPS on Ultra+ on my AMD hardware previous to today. oh, and now it looks like this when you turn off all the RT features they reworked the game lighting around. lmao
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Replying to @LongJoanSilver
Lost the case in the UK after judge found the evidence and arguments credible that he is a wife beating abuser. He ran back to the US where he figured he could win in court of public opinion bc of his fandom composed of adult children who clap when they see Jack Sparrow.
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Replying to @PlayStation
Considering I won’t be buying another one of your consoles, decided to get this cancelled ASAP!
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Replying to @gatosshado7703
they could look at the version that came out 18 years ago which still looks amazing today. atmospherics that worked around hardware limitations look better than the “remastered” version released years later on better hardware.
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Replying to @MechaGoddess
makes sense that Revival overworld looks bland considering Golden was the blueprint. they’ve been screwing the visuals of their own games w/ rereleases for years. PS2 ‘08 vs Golden. ostensibly just deletes fog and atmospherics.
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Replying to @BamBaeYoh
my teammate didn’t see this happen despite being right beside me 😐
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Replying to @eternalcrim
they’re not pulling any punches with this map 🫡
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Replying to @CultureCrave
Ending the game with Logan going “…I’m not even human anymore.. I’m like some sort of ex man..” Some bald guy in the background:
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seems like pretty open and shut case of your support for genocide
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two months ago i was on the “all this sauce for an extraction shooter?” train. just assumed the game wouldn’t be for me at all. just short of a month after release, and it’s absolutely the coolest shooter i’ve played in years. also i went off in this round. #Marathon
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the leap in question
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* 4hrs after release *
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“Meet the man who made the sled. ROSEBUD - An Origin Story - From the world of CITIZEN KANE - Streaming Exclusively on Netflix in 20XX”
Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos on the Warner Bros. acquisition: “Our mission has always been to entertain the world. By combining Warner Bros.’ incredible library of shows and movies—from timeless classics like Casablanca and Citizen Kane to modern favorites like Harry Potter and Friends—with our culture-defining titles like Stranger Things, KPop Demon Hunters and Squid Game, we'll be able to do that even better. Together, we can give audiences more of what they love and help define the next century of storytelling.”
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if I ever flip over to the Following feed one of the first things I’m guaranteed to see is Kojima retweeting mpreg fan art
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this isn’t even on the search tab, this is the shit that’s showing up on my tl they’re trying to spin this into some legitimate national story or something it’s actually insane
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every blockbuster could (and should) go this hard
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outside of being another PTA banger this film makes mockery of anyone who genuinely thought superman was radical or even had a political opinion. in the first 30mins of this they’re blowing up the hq of politicians that passed abortion bans and say borders are violent lol
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Have access to highest difficulty and also have every Warbond unlocked in case there are specific stratagems you’d like to see in action for testing purposes.
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Taika Waititi’s live action #Akira film is no longer happening Warner Bros has lost the rights (via @THR)
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Replying to @NintendoAmerica
double dolphin, he rides with porpoise 🐬
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Replying to @ebgamescan
Snagged Cyberpunk 2077 and Bravely Default, also mandatory screen grab of the new protagonist of the Mario Kart franchise.
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Replying to @helldivers2
Equality On Sea local gov rn
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frankly unclear as to why we are putting any faith in a guy with this track record
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average hourly EK ig story
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Replying to @boobsweatntears
gave him goofy ahh pirate hat he looks so daft lmao
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Replying to @s0cialdeficit
the og interview was one Druckmann did with WaPo but this is from the Vice article (mistakenly said Polygon before)
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Replying to @beanss117
no I think you’re just showcasing that you want to ignore the other part of what he says about those feelings. he’s not at all right to have felt that way, but literally acknowledges he was wrong.
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last min TGA predictions. don’t want to get pumped about these supposed “holy shit” moments we’ve heard about when the barometer for what constitutes a cool announcement is very subjective lmao #TGA2024
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Metaphor Refantazio is so fuckin good man
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Replying to @ettingermentum
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Replying to @theeanaiyalator
wow yeah i wonder if that will be a core hinge of the seasons story who can say
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Replying to @Sturgeons_Law
Junji Ito character who has been infected by an unknowable evil
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incredibly funny to take images of some of the most stunning hand painted perspective images ever put to film and joke that they’re AI, all bc you’re mad people think the thing you created that looks like this was AI lmao
i dunno looks like AI to me
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I think the point is that it now runs incredibly well on the current gen hardware and still looks like the top image, so why does a remake that just hits 30fps look like the bottom one?
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Replying to @transgamerthink
this Brody tweet also applies to how a lot of how gaming critique - both at a professional level and *absolutely* at the audience level, is done nowadays.
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they removed it, astonishing that this happened in the first place
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absolutely wild that this was published in both written and video format with a slur in the script
Star Wars Outlaws essentially delivers a Han Solo-like experience in both good and bad ways; it has some handsome looks and a strong sense of adventure, but it’s also somewhat scruffy around the edges and is liable to let you down from time to time. Our review: bit.ly/3Xhmqkg
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Replying to @IGN
pretty weird that the critic uses a literal ethnic slur in the video review all just to get a gag to work 🤔
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Replying to @quibvs
some of the most fun you’ll have in the theatre this summer, another M Night banger. it’s always the ones who say shit like this tho lmao
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entering the land of shadows
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aw man gone but not forgotten
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Replying to @imbobswaget
somehow still nowhere near as insane as this back and forth lmao
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before that tribeca & open ai cheque cleared
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lmao come on
person who has watched 3 Miyazaki movies on mute while looking at their phone: “wow, getting real Miyazaki level vibes from Bluey”
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