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The Babylon Bee
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Mexican Restaurant's Authenticity Questioned After Experiencing Zero ICE Raids buff.ly/lA98A10

Mexican Restaurant's Authenticity Questioned After Experiencing Zero ICE Raids

ATLANTA, GA — Locals have begun questioning the authenticity of purported Mexican restaurant "El Bandido" as ICE has yet to raid the restaurant a single time.

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Spencer Pratt
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Scott Galloway sold all his stocks in a hissy fit when Trump won in 2016 (a taxable event) and then bought back in higher after watching everyone get rich as the market ripped. He lost 40% of his liquid net worth. I told you, this guy's profanely dumb.
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Diane@POLICEINFLA
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THIS 👇
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Adam Carolla
@adamcarolla
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Hero
The American Girl@TheAmericanGrl
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Bernie Sanders fights the system from First Class.
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James Woods
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Gavin Newsom signed a law making it illegal to identify yourself as a voter.
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The Babylon Bee
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Trump Announces Plan To Gift Iran A Giant Wooden Horse buff.ly/hvptqj6

Trump Announces Plan To Gift Iran A Giant Wooden Horse

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Iran War will soon be over, said President Donald Trump, as he announced a plan to gift Iran with a giant wooden horse.

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Retard Finder
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Sep 27
The most retarded thing you'll watch today Virgin Australia pride flight. I'd rather walk.
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The most retarded thing you'll watch today Virgin Australia pride flight. I'd rather walk.
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Define "virgin"?
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Adam Carolla
@adamcarolla
Sep 26
Funny
Kevin Dalton
@TheKevinDalton
Sep 26
Gavin Newsom made a highlight reel of Gavin Newsom not doing his job
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The Babylon Bee
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Sep 27
To Avoid Problems With Lyric Slides, Innovative Church Prints Out Songs And Compiles Them Into Book buff.ly/5v6Lrfb

To Avoid Problems With Lyric Slides, Innovative Church Prints Out Songs And Compiles Them Into Book

SEATTLE, WA—In order to avoid the inevitable errors and hiccups that occur with lyric slides and projectors, an innovative, cutting-edge church in Seattle has come up with a novel solution: the...

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The Babylon Bee
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Authorities Remind Nation That Fall Doesn’t Officially Start Until Carol Puts Up Her Sign Reading ‘It’s Fall Y'all’ buff.ly/eWFHLYv

Authorities Remind Nation That Fall Doesn’t Officially Start Until Carol Puts Up Her Sign Reading...

BOISE, ID — Despite the traditional sentiment that the fall season starts three weeks into the month of September, officials were quick to remind the populace that fall does not officially begin...

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The Babylon Bee
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Sep 28
Disney World Announces New 'The Chosen' Roller Coaster Which Goes Underground For 3 Days Before Rising Again buff.ly/kDvx30L

Disney World Announces New 'The Chosen' Roller Coaster Which Goes Underground For 3 Days Before...

ORLANDO, FL — Walt Disney World has unveiled plans for its new The Chosen roller coaster, which will take riders underground for three days before rising again.

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🔥🚨HARD NEWS: Here is lost footage of Donald Trump’s 2004 SNl Sketch titled “Donald Trump’s House of Wings.” This sketch is still missing from all SNL DVDs and streams.
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Retard Finder
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Sep 26
The "priest" named Flourish Klink, who said Jesus is trans wins. Retard of the Week.
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The Babylon Bee
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Sep 27
Bible Scholars: Eutychus Actually Leaped Out Window To Escape Church Greeting Time buff.ly/ShXi8Ti

Bible Scholars: Eutychus Actually Leaped Out Window To Escape Church Greeting Time

ISRAEL—Eutychus was a young man who supposedly fell asleep and tumbled out a window while Paul was preaching, according to the New Testament.

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🚨 JUST IN: Liberals are now showing up with their BABIES in Minneapolis hoping any police or federal agents won’t crowd control them when things get unruly and dangerous Freaking EVIL people. Don’t bring your little child to the left’s riots.
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🚨 JUST IN: Liberals are now showing up with their BABIES in Minneapolis hoping any police or federal agents won’t crowd control them when things get unruly and dangerous Freaking EVIL people. Don’t bring your little child to the left’s riots.
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Tbf, all the Learing centers are closed...
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Retard Finder
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Sep 28
I'm told some people don't follow me because "it's a bad look" but they enjoy my content. Don't be retarded, if you like my content please follow and help me hit 1m. Thanks, legends.
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Adam Carolla
@adamcarolla
Sep 26
Bill is correct
Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸
@KarluskaP
Sep 25
This should be a midterm ad!!!
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The Babylon Bee
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Sep 26
'Maybe This Will Change Your Mind,’ Says Atheist Slipping St Peter A Crisp $20 Bill At The Gate buff.ly/7IiE8KM

'Maybe This Will Change Your Mind,’ Says Atheist Slipping St Peter A Crisp $20 Bill At The Gate

PEARLY GATES — The gates of Heaven remained firmly closed today as a new atheist arrival tried to bribe his way into eternal rest.

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