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The world is really unfair to short men🤏🏽.
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Today is my sister birthday 🥳 Please guys help me wish her well🙏🥹
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Best in storytelling but I no get audience. 💔
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Looking at this performance from Vini in training, the only response that I want from Jose Mourinho is to start Diomande at the left wing and give Vinicious enough time to be free mentally. Vini ain't normal anymore.
استغفرالله العظيم 🤍
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🔴🏅 Liverpool players who would get a Premier League winner's medal if Man City are stripped of their 2011/12, 2013/14, 2017/18 title over the 114 of 115 Charges • Simon Mignolet • Brad Jones • Daniel Agger • Martin Skrtel • Kolo Toure • Mamadou Sakho • Glen Johnson • Jose Enrique • Jon Flanagan • Aly Cissokho • Martin Kelly • Lucas Leiva • Steven Gerrard • Jordan Henderson • Joe Allen • Philippe Coutinho • Luis Alberto • Daniel Sturridge • Luis Suarez • Raheem Sterling • Iago Aspas • Victor Moses ❌🏆 Man City have been found GUILTY of 114 of their 115 Premier League titles and could be stripped of all titles between 2009 and 2018. Who would you be most excited to see get their medal? 👇
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It’s not really everyone that deserves access to your soft side
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“na man you be” is such a deceptive sentence.
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VDM as pleaded for Deriko and I hope the forgive him
This is what your family will go through when you decide to be foo1ish and want Elon money by force. I had his just 19 and foo1ish at same time Dear mentor sir @TonyOElumelu pls forgive him 🙏, but if you want him to learn the hard way. Pls let it be only 3 months in jail 🙏
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Before John Wick there was John Bald 🥶 Best Hitman Agent 47
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Don't get yourself into shịt and say it's God taking you through trials. Be honest enough to admit your mistakes and make amends on time. Happy Sunday Fam.
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Bro fear women and she was just there enjoying the sex 🙂 You can actually fuck them into loving you 😌
And Jacob slept with Leah the whole night thinking it was Rachael. Are men people?🤔🤔🤔
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You can be surrounded by hundreds of people and still be completely alone
Tell me one disturbing quote
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One day your mother starts telling you her problems instead of solving yours, and suddenly childhood feels officially over.
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Let’s be sincere, we can justify it when a man cheats, especially biologically. Exactly why our moms stayed with our dads even when they catch them cheating. When a woman cheats, it’s gone!.
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Real ones don’t use your lowest moments as ammunition.
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Women are after face card Men are after money card Emeritus is after olosho card🙏
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Ideas full head,but money no dey to push am.💔
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You can't explain yourself to ppl who already made up their mind to misunderstand you.
HIT ME WITH YOUR HARDEST QUOTES, (THREAD)🧵 PLEASE DON'T SNOOZE ON THIS POST GUYS.🙏
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for a woman who finds it hard to spend on her partner ending up in the kitchen won’t even be a bad idea.
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Her reaction is totally valid because this whole settings babe talk is nonsense and very degrading. You men might see it as cruise but it’s only cruise because you’re not in the receiving end of it. There’s no name you people don’t call Nigerian girls and when your words have no effect, you invent a new terminology to degrade women. It’s honestly exhausting.
Settings babe triggered. see hot tears 😂
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May Almighty Allah let me win while my parents are still here to witness it. 🤲🏽❤️
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