She/Her. Staying soft in a harsh world. 🩷💜🩵 Art Maker. Cheese Consumer. High-Anxiety Cat Mom.

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This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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I can't convince the boys in my class that markers go in the marker bin, not on the floor next to the marker bin...do we really think I could convince one that they're trans??
Trump: "We have 5 states where your child goes off to school as Tim and comes back as Tammy 3 or 4 days later. It's true. And teachers make a decision. 'Goodbye Timmy I love you so much, I'll see you later.' And you say, 'Where's my son? My son is in the hospital.' Can you imagine? They don't even need approval"
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I think I may have completed some 360° loop of deconstruction, because my algorithm keeps sending me random church group/event reels on Instagram? Like, "feeling stressed by life? Come to our LiveLaughLove women's conference" How do I tell the algo I AM SO FINE NO THANKS
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Our democracy fire alarm was revealed as entirely non-functional when a sitting POTUS refused to accept the results of an election, directed a mob to disrupt the certification of said election, and was then re-elected a few years later.
This should be considered a 5-alarm democracy fire.
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This exists in majority-muslim areas. My town has a dozen bakeries/cafes open until 10pm because late-night coffee/pastries is a cultural thing. It's delightful! Convince your white neighbors to welcome people who are different from them, and you too can have a 6pm croissant. 😉
Can someone explain why so many bakeries close before people with regular jobs even get off work? I promise you there is a huge population of exhausted people at 6 PM who would happily exchange money for a croissant.
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I will never understand why anyone *still* listens to this man and believes he cares about them. A crowd of struggling, blue-collar workers would probably hear him say this and cheer.
Reporter: "What do you say to those who are struggling to afford gas, groceries, diesel?" Trump: You're losers. It's the greatest. If you're struggling in this economy, you're a loser. There's your midterm messaging from the GOP
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It's impressive he has made literally nothing better the entire time he's been president
Restaurants are warning that Trump's tariffs on tomatoes could end free chips and salsa.
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He would make an amazing president, *and* don't you take my gov away from me
Eight years ago, Illinois faced the nation's biggest fiscal challenge — budget turmoil, unpaid debt, and a credit rating downgraded 24 times. Now, we're in the strongest financial position in decades — 8 balanced budgets, 12 credit-rating upgrades, and no overdue bill backlog.
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Republicans: Why are we doing so bad in our polls? Trump the past six months:
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Alternatively, this hairstyle looks good on many women but women are conditioned to believe they "can't pull it off" or that short hair isn't feminine so they never try it.
questo taglio di capelli sta bene a 10 persone in tutto il mondo e lei è una di quella
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As a woman, I’m literally BEGGING you to STOP “protecting” me from trans people. I don’t need this shit. My rights aren’t being stolen because trans people have rights too. Stop using women as a fucking human shield for your bigotry. We are not your moral cover. Fucking spare me!
WOMEN'S RIGHTS AREN'T YOURS TO GIVE AWAY.
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Very proudly voted for her when I lived in her district. If you don't know who she is, she deserves your time to look her up.
Let's give Lauren Underwood the same energy we've given Jasmine Crockett. Underwood passes bills, flipped a red district blue, and is simply DOPE.
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Very glad I didn't bet money on this 😅
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Mitch McConnell has resurfaced, 3 months after disappearing from public view. tmz.me/3Tv0jrm 🎥: @hicharliecotton
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I need this man in: 1. A tall girl short guy romcom 2. A musical 3. Taskmaster
jolly little fucker isn’t he
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There is a HUGE difference between one juror genuinely disagreeing with the other 11 and a juror saying they have reasonable doubt but don’t care and aren’t going to follow the law. Being the lone holdout isn’t the problem. Refusing to apply the law is. #LindsayClancy #LindsayClancyTrial
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The fact that some of y'all still want her strung up when 11 out of 12 jurors found her not guilty and the one hold out wasn't based on any evidence that she committed the crime really says a lot.
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You’ll be so hungover fighting for your life and all of a sudden the governor of Illinois is pouring Malort shots on a Sunday
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First Dolly and now Tim Curry. Someone check on the employees at the Music Box Theatre
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that rat bitch jolene did this
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The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you
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