This is partly my contribution to LMM as an X small wig. @edwinsifuna and @HonKangata can you attach least be seen in public together at a rally? Make it happen.
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H.E Sir Emptiness 😆🫡! Hii siasa ya brand-naming itakua ngumu sana roundi hii!
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VERY SAD NEWS…
This is so disappointing.
CNN reported today that Walt Disney's new film called Jet Black, the African-American version of Snow White has been cancelled.
All of the seven dwarfs: Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive-By, Homeboy, and Shank have refused to sing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho" because they say it offends black prostitutes.
They also say there ain't no way in hell they're gonna sing, It's off to work we go…
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The people behind this stupid hashtag are an embarrassment to the nation and the country of Kenya. They have fools for parents.
#SifunaPartyFight
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Susan invested in hate yawa she loathed this guy with everything she had and even with everything she didn't have 😂.
I sent the biggest thief in Zimbabwe @wicknellchivayo a sarcastic message saying he should get a car for Gachange because he twerks for him daily and that guy is misled he thinks everyone wants his handouts. Wicki dick, I have my own business and I make my money. I don’t live on handouts, Australia empowered me you motherfucker. If I’m a whore at least I do my business with my vagina and not yours. Your own wife left you coz you couldn’t satisfy her in bed. Your penis is too small. Hear it from me, Your days are numbered in Xi Jinpin’s voice. Very soon the roles will be reversed and you be in jail just like what you have done to Mike Chimombe and Moses. Do you think Zimbabweans actually love you whole heartedly, vanhu vanobvuma kupusa, if only you knew what awaits. Even your hired mercenaries won’t save you when the time comes. We will be watching from the terraces. I don’t give two fucks about your money wena fat cook. You are just a middleman in the scheme of things and a mouthpiece for @edmnangagwa who wants to extend his term unconstitutionally. Zimbabweans aren’t that stupid to be honest. You think people will sellout their rights coz of car that can be involved in an accident the next day? , a depreciating asset? You will be the sole loser in the end. Since ndiri Hure Ndakahura nababa vako ndikazvara iwewe dzambarafuta. Zvekunzi Hure hazvitivhundutse wangu, tazvijaira. Find something else to say.
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Another banger from the constitution, championed by our defender Hon. Omtata.
A significant victory for public interest and the rule of law.
The Court of Appeal has declared null and void the proceedings and consent orders that led to the KSh 2.4 billion payment over the Ruaraka public land dispute, holding that the High Court lacked jurisdiction to hear the matter. The case has now been remitted to the Environment and Land Court for fresh determination.
This judgment reinforces a basic constitutional principle: public land and public money must be protected through lawful and transparent processes.
The next step is accountability. Every shilling paid under the void orders must be accounted for, and the responsible institutions must act on the Court’s decision.
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Celebrating this guy. Today's hero 🙌🏾.
Today we are incredibly grateful for the courage and quick action by pilot Cpt. Smit Machchhar who was stabbed by his copilot on FZ1073, yet still managed to open the cockpit door and call for help before collapsing. His heroism in the moment of crisis saved over 170 lives today.
Israelis are all wishing him a full recovery and are thankful for his leadership. 🙏🏽 🇮🇱 🤝 🇮🇳
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What giving Ruto another term means
-More payslips raids
-More abductions and police brutality and killings
-More goons
-Total disregard of the constitution
-Useless CSs
-Rampant corruption.
-Another 5 years of a useless parliament
-Forget about independent institutions.
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Soon we're going to start hearing how Israel planned and setup the whole FlyDubai incident, you know, just like they plan and setup everything else. It'll be a short while now.
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The most prepared people on the entire planet. Never mess with these guys. @IsraelinKenya poleni sana.
🚨 Bloody cockpit
The injured chief pilot of the FlyDubai Boeing flight being attended by first aiders.
Reports indicate that civilians with pilot trainings tool control of the aircraft after the co-pilot tried to m**der the chief pilot and crash the plane.
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Something like this.
PRO TIP:
Next time you try to Highjack a plane, maybe try the easier level, like an Irish airplane that would love to get highjacked, and not a plane full of Israeli army veterans, with combat training, a short fuse and a burning hate for terrorists…you are not ready for that level
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I will be found. First row centre seat.
Today at 2:30pm, the Political Parties Disputes Tribunal will deliver its judgment on our appeal against the ORPP’s decision regarding the Linda Mwananchi name.
Whether we get the name or not, all shall be well because a rose by any other name will still smell nice.
The party Edwin Sifuna unveils in the next few days will be the most popular and most talked about in the country. Akiangalia nyuma atapata watu wengi sana!
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