I went to SlutCon so you didn’t have to (although I recommend that everyone does, it’s great) Gift link in comments
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Gonna start Britmaxxing
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Who’s gonna give me $800 so I can live my dream
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Who actually buys this crap
This sort of consumerism needs to die. As does the concept of stocking fillers other than an orange or a lump of coal.
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Amazing
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Kara Kennedy retweeted
The most infuriating part about these foie gras bans: The dish is *not actually cruel to produce.* Ducks & geese give themselves fatty liver disease before migration. Their throat anatomy makes force-feeding painless. This entire thing is based on activist fan fiction.
D.C.'s proposed foie gras ban is based on a lie. reason.com/2026/11/01/d-c-s-…
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Today was the first Halloween my kid was old enough to walk around, pick out a piece of candy from the bowl, sort of get what was happening, etc. and wow—parenthood is the greatest thing ever.
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Kara Kennedy retweeted
There's nothing spookier than our collapsing birth rate
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We have a winner
New ultimate middle class status symbol
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& also force everyone in matching outfits
You can just have kids and cut them little Audrey Hepburn bangs
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What is everybody so scared of? Another reason I sometimes question if I’m the problem. I just don’t really feel scared of the world at all and think most things are wonderful
SHES OUT AGAIN
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Kara Kennedy retweeted
If we actually cared about the birth rate, we’d stop advertising parenthood as a hair shirt. So good @karakclairmont @TheFP: How Modern Parenting Became the Suffering Olympics
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You can just have kids and cut them little Audrey Hepburn bangs
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Husband: “you’re not skinny enough (complimentary) to go as Audrey Hepburn for Halloween” 🫠🥲🥴
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Kara Kennedy retweeted
When I commented in response to the tweet Kara is writing on saying it’s fine to leave your kids actually someone asked me, “Maybe you don’t have kids…” Oh, I do. And we parent very differently.
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Kara Kennedy retweeted
Child free life has no comparison to this. Being a mom has given my life tremendous purpose and meaning.
Becoming a mom doesn’t have to be the end of everything that made your child-free life great. thefp.com/p/how-modern-paren…
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Can I admit that it took me a while to get the Who’s On First joke
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In the cinema and everyone is like wow it’s so crazy she didn’t get it!!!! And I’m like yeah dumb bitch ☹️☹️☹️
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Moms can host and party or do neither and nobody is irreparably messing their kids up because none of this actually matters. Anyway, read my piece in @TheFP thefp.com/p/how-modern-paren…
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When you find your good mom friends you realize you don’t need to play these games and you can finally breathe and drop your defensiveness and a have a nice cold glass of wine together and pretend none of it ever happened
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