18yo schizoautist puerto rican, it its (alt: @Ieodachi , priv: @krangify)

new new pinned cuz i dont wanna promote anything im done idc anymor
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love is in the air? wrong! uncle pussy
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when she rubbing your stomach and that pinky break the waistband… touch my uncle pussy touch my fucking uncle pussy!!!!!!!
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When u have one billion gmail accounts so every time u try to log into anything u play a guessing game
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gay person: i'm gay autistic person: i'm autistic that one gay and autistic friend: my tweets about uncle pussy have been flopping lately
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bette davis eyes is one of the worst songs ive ever heard and unfortunately i gotta hear it at least 12 times a shift
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if sonic the hedgehog himself called me a larper i'd be on the news
Replying to @SamsProStation
*ACHOO* Sorry, I also sneeze whenever I’m around a larper.
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i know anytime you make meat it taste like ANIMAL
Onions are the worst vegetables idgaf
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my school chromebook isn't turning on because i downloaded like 13 gigs of happy wheels porn
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they gotta be putting crack in the snapple bottles. the most appley apple juice ive ever tasted good lord
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My vent art
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you guys are misunderstanding. i dont care about the comparison itself. i just think we need to sell all ultrakill fans into white slavery.
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the way its oumota
Best danganronpa ship but you can’t say naegami, komahina, saiouma and naegiri #HMM
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can 43% battery last me an 8 hour shift let's find out
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bus flew right past me so i had to spend 24 entire american dollars on an uber to work
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Replying to @FrackDeals
When I smell something bad at a convention and know it’s not me cause I still got 2 hours and 27 minutes left on my Dr. Squatch Sonic Speed 72 Hour Odor Squatching Deodorant.
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oomf having uncle pussy psychosis
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A lesbians rick and morty
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meet the skelebros’ uncle, pussy
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trying to tweet something other than uncle pussy but i fucking can't
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my neck my back uncle pussy and my crack
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